Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: January 20, 2015 January 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm David Lee Rothmund Alright now look. Several dorky bands have albums out today, and I don’t want anybody shoving them around just cuz they’re different! Theirs and a bunch of awesome heavy new releases in here.
Br00tal-lists 0 Everything I Need to Know I Learned from Heavy Metal January 16th, 2015 at 2:40pm Axl Rosenberg TRUTH.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Thirty-Three Metal and Hard Rock Albums That Will Be Twenty-Years-Old in 2015 December 17th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get ready to feel either really old or really young.
...And F*ck You Too 0 And the Nominees for This Year’s Bullsh*t “Best Metal Performance” Grammy Are… December 5th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nominees include Slipknot, Anthrax, Mastodon, Motörhead, and, uh, Tenacious D.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time: The Entire List in One Place November 21st, 2014 at 10:00am MetalSucks Whether you missed our countdown or you’d just like to review the results again, we’ve made life a little easier for you by gathering the entire list in one place.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 MetalSucks Readers Name Death the Best Metal Band of All Time November 20th, 2014 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Readers confirm eighteen outta twenty-five of the industry’s own selections.
Greatest Hits 0 Photos of Metal Musicians When They Were Kids November 13th, 2014 at 11:30am MetalSucks Featuring members of Metallica, Megadeth, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, and more.
The Webernets 0 If Metal Lyrics Were Motivational Posters November 12th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Never have Slayer lyrics been so inspiring.
The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time! 0 The 25 Best Metal Bands of All Time, #9: Motörhead November 4th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus If you argue that Motörhead aren’t a metal band, you’re an idiot or an attention whore.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Bassists That Matter in 2014 October 24th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Bassists useless? Pfft, everybody knows that like .05% are not :)
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
Metal Merch 0 If I Had a Lawn, I’d Decorate it with These Metal Gnomes September 19th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg The more you gnome…
\m/ 0 Fun Time Waster: Take This Quiz, Find Out Which 80s Metal Band You Should Be In September 10th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg I got Motörhead! Which doesn’t even make sense!!!
Tweet Twat 0 Metal Celebrities React to the Death of Joan Rivers September 5th, 2014 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Dave Mustaine, Rob Zombie, Ozzy, Vernon Reid and more opine on the comedian’s death.
\m/ 0 Watch the Late Joan Rivers Interview GWAR and Van Halen’s David Lee Roth September 4th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Before she was late, natch.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 26, 2014 August 26th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Win MetalSucks Bucks* with today’s new releases from Opeth, Thousand Foot Krutch, Bastard Sapling, Monsterworks, and more!
Editorials 0 Doc Coyle’s State of the Metal Union July 25th, 2014 at 1:20pm MetalSucks The former God Forbid guitarist muses on the current condition of the music we all love.
Editorials 0 So As it Turns Out, Banging Your Head a Bunch Can Be Bad for Your Brain July 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Chronic subdural haematoma secondary to headbanging.
Black Collar Workers 0 This is How Much Money Megadeth, Killswitch Engage, Behemoth, Avenged Sevenfold and More Earn at Shows May 28th, 2014 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Recent box office figures for some popular metal bands.
