Editorials 0 TEEN MURDERER LOVES SAUCY GERMAN VOCALIST August 29th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I don’t mean to make light of such a serious […]
Rampant Rumors 0 MAYHEM FEST ORGANIZERS GUNNING FOR RAMMSTEIN TO HEADLINE 2013 TOUR August 7th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Mayhem Fest 2012 has only just concluded, so, of course, […]
Worst Week Ever 0 IN WHICH THAT WAS RIGHT May 25th, 2012 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right, cumgarglers! Now you can sign up for our […]
Viral Vomit 0 VIDEO: LIL’ TYKES FAMOUS FOR RAMMSTEIN YOUTUBE COVERS OPEN FOR RAMMSTEIN IN DENVER May 22nd, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein Imagine being 5 years old and playing in front of […]
What the...?? 0 STILL BETTER THAN THE DEVASTATED: LIL’ TYKES COVER RAMMSTEIN’S “SONNE” April 16th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg I have to assume that the parents or legal guardians […]
Editorials 0 MARILYN MANSON PERFORMS WITH RAMMSTEIN, TURNS INTO VINCE NEIL March 23rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s Marilyn Manson performing “The Beautiful People” in 2002… …and […]
Contests 1120 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A RAMMSTEIN “MEIN LAND” SINGLE 7-INCH + CD December 8th, 2011 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Sometimes the least “metal” photos make for the best captions, […]
Tour de Force 170 RAMMSTEIN RETURNING TO NORTH AMERICA November 14th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Rammstein are bona fide superstars now, huh? Last year I […]
Cinemetal 230 “MEIN LAND”: BEING IN RAMMSTEIN IS A DAY AT THE BEACH November 11th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Rammstein certainly understand the value of theatricality in metal, which […]
\m/ 230 NEW RAMMSTEIN STAGE = HOLY SH*T! November 8th, 2011 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Axl and I couldn’t stop raving about the Rammstein show […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 150 RAMMSTEIN: THE NEW SENSATIONAL COVER ART October 27th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The mighty mighty Rammstein are getting ready to release a […]
Worst Week Ever 90 IN WHICH BASSISTS BLEW July 15th, 2011 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg So, to review the ways in bass players let us […]
Viral Vomit 80 THIS GIVES THE TERM “COOKIE MONSTER VOCALS” A WHOLE NEW MEANING June 7th, 2011 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg D’OH! Vince posted this back in 2009. Yep, we’ve now […]
Cinemetal 380 RAMMSTEIN SET JIMMY KIMMEL ABLAZE May 23rd, 2011 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein This video of Rammstein performing their biggest hit “Du Hast” […]
Show Reviews 370 FIRE IN THE HOLE! THOUGHTS ON RAMMSTEIN’S MAY 5th SHOW IN NEW JERSEY May 9th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Axl and I went to Rammstein last Thursday at the […]
Tour de Force 30 LEYLA GETS READY FOR SONISPHERE May 3rd, 2011 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Since summer and, thus, summer festivals are almost upon us, […]
The Webernets 120 MIKE PORTNOY = LARRY DAVID April 29th, 2011 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Once upon a time I pitched Mike Portnoy (through his […]
Tour de Force 180 NINE MORE NORTH AMERICAN RAMMSTEIN DATES, NINE MORE CHANCES TO SEE A DUDE GET SET ON FIRE February 16th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg You may recall that back in December I saw Rammstein […]
Show Reviews 320 NOW IS ZEE TIME ON RAMMSTEIN VHEN VEE DANSCH! December 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Souvenir ticket thinger that was handed out for free at […]
Contests 1460 PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN RAMMSTEIN’S ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY! November 18th, 2010 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein I used to have a fresh-off-the-boat Indian friend who had […]