What the...?? 0 That Does It, I’m Making a Coffee Table Book of Quotes from Slipknot’s Clown May 8th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg When I read interviews with this dude, I feel like he’s Chris Tucker and I’m Jackie Chan and no, I do not understand the words that are coming out of his mouth.
Cinemetal 0 Clown Offers Nonsensical Commentary for the Hollywood Undead Video He Directed January 11th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Or, “How I Drove Traffic to Dziga Vertov’s Wikipedia Page.”
Cinemetal 0 Clown from Slipknot Directed the New Hollywood Undead Video December 11th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg He constructs a narrative the same way he speaks!
Rampant Rumors 0 PAUL GRAY-WRITTEN MATERIAL WILL APPEAR ON THE NEXT SLIPKNOT RECORD September 24th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Clown recently told Loudwire that “There are songs that [Paul Gray has] […]
This Sucks 0 PAUL GRAY’S DOCTOR CHARGED WITH INVOLUNTARY MANSLAUGHTER September 6th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg In 2010, Slipknot bassist Paul Gray died from an accidental […]
Punishing Pictorials 0 JUST IN TIME FOR FATHERS’ DAY: METAL DUDES BEING DADS June 13th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks DAVE MUSTAINE
Cinemetal 0 MEANWHILE, STANLEY KUBRICK IS STILL DEAD March 28th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Do the words “From the Director of Saw II, III, & […]
Cinemetal 130 TWO OF THE DUDES FROM SLIPKNOT MADE A REALLY BAD SHORT FILM January 31st, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Following in Slash’s footsteps, Corey Taylor and Clown from Slipknot […]
Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 200 SLIPKNOT’S CLOWN NEEDS TO RETIRE…HIS DAMN VIDEO CAMERA April 20th, 2011 at 3:20pm Corey Mitchell I know it’s not the most popular thing to admit […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 490 WE CALLED IT: COREY TAYLOR PUBLICLY CONTRADICTS JOEY JORDISON AGAIN December 2nd, 2010 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So it was just yesterday that I was commenting on […]
New Stuff 150 CLOWN UNVEILS ANOTHER NEW BAND, CONTINUES TO CONFUSE THE SH*T OUT OF US November 23rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg I guess Slipknot’s Shawn “Clown” Crahan is easily bored, because […]
This Sucks 650 MORE ON PAUL GRAY’S PASSING May 26th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg There are really two questions on the mind of every […]
Cinemetal 110 WHACK-A-DIRTY LITTLE RABBIT April 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Dirty Little Rabbits live a couple of months […]
Everyone's Replaceable 280 ROB ZOMBIE & JOEY JORDISON: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, A MATCH MADE IN HELL March 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Joey Jordison must get bored when he’s not busy […]
New Stuff 130 COHEED AND CLOWNIA February 18th, 2009 at 5:15pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot are out on tour with Coheed and Cambria right […]
What the...?? 7810 Does Anyone Know What the Hell Clown from Slipknot Is Talking About? May 30th, 2008 at 3:44pm Axl Rosenberg Look. I’ve made it clear before that I’m a Slipknot […]
