...And F*ck You Too 320 IS THIS WHAT WAS RUNNING THROUGH JOEY BELLADONNA’S HEAD WHEN HE GOT THE OFFER TO RE-RE-JOIN ANTHRAX? May 11th, 2010 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Through amazing mind-reading technology created by the MetalSucks Mansion Monkey […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 470 MAYBE PEOPLE DON’T GO TO SHOWS BECAUSE BANDS SUCK April 20th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks It’s no secret that the music industry is in shambles. […]
Editorials 520 JOEY JORDISON DOESN’T NEED A MASK TO LOOK ALL FREAKY April 13th, 2010 at 9:31am Axl Rosenberg So Joey Jordison has begun his stint as Rob Zombie’s […]
Cinemetal 110 WHACK-A-DIRTY LITTLE RABBIT April 7th, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg I saw Dirty Little Rabbits live a couple of months […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 80 MICK MARS AND THE MURDERDOLLS April 6th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’m confused. First, Murderdolls’ Joey Jordison and Wednesday 13 told […]
Reunion Mania 430 MURDERDOLLS: A REUNION NO ONE BUT ME WILL BE HAPPY ABOUT March 24th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg I’m exaggerating, of course. Someone besides me will be happy […]
Editorials 880 The Looks That Kill: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle on the Role of Image in Music March 17th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks I am going to assume that a decent portion of […]
Everyone's Replaceable 280 ROB ZOMBIE & JOEY JORDISON: A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN, A MATCH MADE IN HELL March 5th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Poor Joey Jordison must get bored when he’s not busy […]
Neilstein Soundscam 430 SOUNDSCAN WEDNESDAY: HOW HIGH CAN HIGH ON FIRE GO? March 3rd, 2010 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein Apparently Sade has a new hit record and scored the […]
Editorials 3160 Down With The Sickness: God Forbid’s Doc Coyle Takes on Mainstream Metal February 22nd, 2010 at 5:00pm MetalSucks When it comes to music (and other things really), I […]
Br00tal-lists 650 NOISECREEP, GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT December 8th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Our friends at Noisecreep must really enjoy getting yelled at […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 440 DAVE LOMBARDO WANTS TO SCHOOL LARS ULRICH November 20th, 2009 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg From a Rhythm magazine interview with Dave Lombardo that I […]
Devin Townsend Sucks 610 AWESOME PRODUCERS AND MIXERS! November 17th, 2009 at 3:30pm MetalSucks These are some of my favorite producers and mixers for […]
Show Reviews 300 STRIKEOUT AT THE SMOKEOUT: DEFTONES, JIM ROOT RULE WEED FEST November 10th, 2009 at 5:00pm Anso DF It’s easy to be jaded after attending a billion or […]
Cinemetal 400 LOVELORN MAGGOTS November 2nd, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein I’m all for heavy bands throwing ballads into the mix […]
What the...?? 180 VELVET REVOLVER GOING OUT OF THEIR WAY TO BLOW THEIR SINGER SEARCH October 30th, 2009 at 12:07pm Axl Rosenberg Scott Weiland’s been out of Velvet Revolver for quite some […]
Contests 630 SMOKEOUT FESTIVAL TICKET GIVEAWAY: SEE SLIPKNOT AND THE DEFTONES! October 13th, 2009 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein We’ve got a pair of tickets for the two-day Smokeout […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 1060 JUMPING DARKNESS PARADE: EYAL ON THE FINANCIAL REALITIES OF A LIFE IN METAL October 7th, 2009 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Those of you out there who are in bands that […]
The Webernets 150 I’VE SHTUPPED GIRLS LESS PRETTY THAN THIS DUDE September 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg But they were all better screamers. -AR Thanks to Josh […]
What the...?? 590 MORE FUN WITH WEBERNETARDS September 29th, 2009 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Wow. Just… wow. Idiots of the world: please keep posting […]
