New Stuff 270 NEW UNDEROATH SONG IS LIKE A BLOWJOB WITH TEETH October 4th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Underoath are streaming a new song, “Illuminator,” on their official […]
Worst Week Ever 160 IN WHICH WE HATED KISSING HAIR METAL WEEK GOOD-BYE July 23rd, 2010 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Here we had this entire week devoted to hair metal, […]
Show Reviews 680 THE COOL TOUR PROVES ITSELF TO BE ACTUALLY SOMEWHAT COOL July 22nd, 2010 at 12:30pm Dave Mustein I was pretty skeptical when I first saw the Cool […]
Green Eggs and Slam 2080 The History of Metalcore/Screamo June 7th, 2010 at 12:15pm Sergeant D First things first: screamo is literally worse than the Holocaust […]
Green Eggs and Slam 740 DO U MOSH 4 CHRIST??? May 4th, 2010 at 11:30am Sergeant D The Metal Sucks staff may have more “-stein” and “-berg” […]
Tour de Force 790 THE NEXT BIG SUMMER PACKAGE TOUR: IS IT COOL? April 22nd, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg When we announced the Summer Slaughter 2010 line-up last week, […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 240 STRYPER BETRAY THEIR LORD AND SAVIOR, COVER SONGS BY JEWS AND HOMOSEXUALS March 10th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg If the you young ‘uns don’t know Stryper, well, they […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE SHOT OUR UNBORN CHILD IN THE FOOT January 15th, 2010 at 5:20pm Axl Rosenberg Alright! After an initial slow news week, 2010 is finally […]
Editorials 2160 UNDEROATH THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE BABY BEFORE YOU HAD SEX January 12th, 2010 at 11:26am Axl Rosenberg Despite what you may think, I don’t have a problem […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH WE CHOSE TO ILLEGALLY PIRATE OUR OWN ARTICLES April 24th, 2009 at 6:13pm MetalSucks Actually, we don’t have to pirate our own articles. Plenty […]
Haterade 1890 UNDEROATH VS. AVENGED SEVENFOLD! FUN FUN! April 23rd, 2009 at 11:57am Vince Neilstein I really couldn’t give a fuck what some dude in […]
Interviews 50 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH UNDEROATH BASSIST GRANT BRANDELL September 4th, 2008 at 2:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks recently had the opportunity to have an all-too-brief chat […]
Interviews 60 THE RED CHORD’S GUY KOZOWYK HUMORS METALSUCKS September 3rd, 2008 at 1:00pm MetalSucks It wasn’t that long ago that we interviewed The Red […]
Reviews 220 DAVID BEE ROTH BEGRUDGINGLY ADMITS: THE NEW UNDEROATH ALBUM IS PRETTY GOOD September 2nd, 2008 at 2:33pm MetalSucks I will be the first to admit that Underoath are […]
Show Reviews 300 ROCKSTAR MAYHEM FESTIVAL: SLIPKNOT ARE THE NEW KISS, MASTODON AND MACHINE HEAD STILL OWN, AND WALLS OF JERICHO PROVE SURPRISINGLY EFFECTIVE August 18th, 2008 at 11:53am Axl Rosenberg A very, very, VERY special thanks to Rosa Henriquez for […]
240 DO ANY OF YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT UNDEROATH? July 21st, 2008 at 10:57am Vince Neilstein I’m asking because I genuinely would like to know. I […]
