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PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION COLORED VINYL OF 36 CRAZYFISTS’ COLLISIONS AND CASTAWAYS

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Cephalic Carnage’s new ripper Misled by Certainty is now the rightful property of the two lucky winners of last week’s Photo Caption Contest. The two lucky winners are:

  • Brock Stearns: “Mario learned the hard way that theres a difference between the “Mushroom of Immortality” and the “Mushroom [that] Makes you Immortal.””
  • Dingas McCloud: “Hellhammer Brothers.”

Good work, guys. This week we’re giving away limited edition, colored vinyl copies of 36 Crazyfists’ latest album Collisions & Castaways (read my thoughts on the album here) courtesy Ferret Records. These special vinyl editions don’t come out until October 5th so this is the only place you can get ’em. We have two copies of the orange vinyl and two copies of the clear blue vinyl, so that means there will be four winners total (math!). To win, just come up with the funniest caption to the below photo, and remember to use a real email address (or post it with your comment if you’re using FB Connect)! Check 36CF’s MySpace page for their current tour dates.

Oh, and in case you guys didn’t get the memo yet, “Fuckin ____, how do they work?” jokes are not funny anymore.

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