BAND I’VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERS UPDATE ON THE MONETARY VALUE OF GOLD

I don’t know who Unruly Child are. But apparently they’ve reunited, and now released this video, for a song entitled, “Believe it or not, our singer really is a woman! (Seriously, she has a vagina and everything. Check for yourself. Wait, where are you going?)”

ANYWAY, not only is it the best song I’ve ever heard, but its lyrics are of such poetry that they will shake you to your very core. Seriously. They are the best lyrics ever written by someone under the age of four who doesn’t speak English as a first language. Here’s a sample:

You said it too late
To learn the truth
To find the gold
And love is the only gold worth having in this world
This world within dreams
It’s quiet as night
I guess these dreams were hiding from my sight

I mean, WOW. Just… WOW. What insight into the human condition (or possibly the movie Inception). Thank you for so eloquently articulating what I’ve only dared to think, Wendy Carlos.

Also, kudos for getting Elton John to be your bass player.

-AR