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THINGS ARE ON THE UP AND UP FOR TRACII GUNS

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I know you were all really concerned about the well-being of Tracii Guns after he announced this summer that he was dissolving the second version of L.A. Guns. But rest assured, Tracii’s gonna be alright! He’s scoring HIgh on the HOg, a movie about a farmer who has to start growing weed to save his business that stars genre icon Sid Haig, the brother you never knew Martin Sheen had, and a pig in a hat and bandanna.

“Look what scoring films has done for Trent Reznor!” Guns was overheard saying in the V.I.P. section of a recent Pretty Boy Floyd show. “This will put me right back on top!”

Unfortunately, the joke may be on Guns: a reliable source tells us that Phil Lewis has just been hired to score another movie called HiGH on the HoG, this one about a crop duster who discovers that you can indeed get stoned from smoking bacon, that will star Bill Moseley, the other brother you never knew Martin Sheen had, and a Boar in a tuxedo. So it would appear that, once again, these two former love buddies are now stepping on one another’s toes. Major bummer, dude!

-AR

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