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Six-Year-Old Pancake Lover Joanie “Bologna” Young Returns with a New Grindcore Masterpiece


Well that was fast! Adam “Blackula” Young and his six-year-old daughter, Joanie “Bologna” Young — a.k.a. Sockweb — have already released a sequel to yesterday’s smash hit “I Want Pancakes.” Only this one is called “Broken Glass Swan Dive,” which actually does sound like it could be the title of a song by a “real” (for lack of a better word — no offense to the Youngs intended) grind band. And they sound even more authentic now — I can’t understand a goddamn word Joanie is saying. I dunno if she’s singing about My Little Pony or phobia of white vans or what. She’s practically the next Kat Katz!

Check out “Broken Glass Swan Dive” below. Also: Sockweb have a Facebook page now!!!

Thanks once again to Ryan for the tip!

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