Photo Caption Contest

Photo Caption Contest: Win the New Brain Tentacles, Survive and True Widow Albums From Relapse Records


Nergal in courtLast week we gave away some CDs and other miscellaneous metal merch we’ve got around the Mansion, all delivered right to doorstep without you having do anything other than come up with a clever caption to the photo above. And that winning caption is:

  • Desmond: “Court will now be adjourned until a future time when we can find a bible that doesn’t burst into flames when the defendant tries to swear on it.”

This week we’re giving away a prize pack from Relapse Records that contains one copy each of the new albums by psych-prog freaks Brain Tentacles, ’80s synth kings and writers of the Stranger Things soundtrack Survive and jangly alt-rock throwbacks True WidowAll you need to do to win is comment with a caption to the below photo, and we’ll choose our favorite next Thursday and announce it here. Make sure you’re registered with a valid email address as that’s how we contact winners.

Steve Harris

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