Unearth Wrote a Song About Buz McGrath’s Cum Bunk

  • Axl Rosenberg

Upon first encountering her tour bus bunk for the Suicide Girls’ currently-in-progress Blackheart Burlesque trek, Bricksie Suicide was met with a most unpleasant surprise: Unearth guitarist Buz McGrath’s semen. In tremendous quantities, no less.

Now Unearth have released a new single called “Survivalist.” In addition to showcasing lyrics that contemplate the very meaning of existence, the video features massive burning balls and volcanos spewing red-hot lava.

And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just “Something That Happened.” This cannot be “One of Those Things.” This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can’t. This was not just A Matter Of Chance.

Unearth’s new album,  Extinction(s), comes out November 23 on Century Media. Pre-order it here. The band kicks off a co-headlining tour with Fit for an Autopsy on November 2. Dates are here.

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