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Van Halen Make Christmas Tree Ornaments Now


I’ve never had a Christmas tree, for reasons which are probably obvious. But if I did ever have a Christmas tree, I would surely purchase these little Eddie Van Halen guitar ornaments to hang upon it:

These are so neat I’m honestly considering buying one and just hanging it somewhere in my house year-round. Maybe you could make a necklace out of it, too? There are possibilities here!

You can buy these bad boys individually or in packs of two or three at this link. There’s a 1984 ornament, too, but I don’t think it’s nearly as cool.

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