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Video: Insane Clown Posse Share the Secret to Defeating the Coronavirus

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Insane Clown Posse have proven themselves experts at many things over the years. Whether it comes to organizing for political causes, martial arts, the fact that diet root beer-flavored Faygo won’t make fans sticky when they spray it on their audiences or the mystery surrounding how magnets work, Detroit’s most famous clowns so often have the solutions to the greatest problems of our time.

So when it comes to their tip for defeating the coronavirus, why wouldn’t we believe them? According to Shaggy 2 Dope, posting via the band’s Instagram, the answer is simple: eat dirty snow. And because Insane Clown Posse are men of the people, Shaggy has shown us exactly the right way to do it. “God made dirt, dirt don’t hurt, take out the rocks, and it’ll build your immune system,” he proclaims, before shoving a fistful of black snow in his mouth and chomping vigorously.

As of press time, Shaggy 2 Dope does not have COVID-19, proof in the pudding that this method works. Don’t have any snow near where you live? Well, you’re shit out of luck. Better stock up on toilet paper ASAP!

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