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New Kid Rock Song Slams 50% of the Country While Calling for Unity

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Kid Rock (né Bob Ritchie), rapper-turned-rocker-turned-country singer and dude easily confused by simple things, has released a new song, “We the People,” in which he slams liberals while calling for unity.

The chorus includes repeated uses of the phrase “Let’s go Brandon,” which is redneck “code” for “Fuck Joe Biden.”

It also includes the phrase “fuck [Dr. Anthony] Fauci” and positively refers to Trump as “Big Don.”

After a verse that includes these lyrics…

You piece of shit I don’t see color
“Black lives matter,” no shit motherfucker

…Rock goes directly to a verse that includes these lyrics:

[E]very human being doesn’t have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It’s time for love and unity

And after a verse that equates CNN with TMZ and instructs “social media trolls” to “suck on deez nuts” (friendly reminder: Kid Rock is 51-years-old), Rock goes directly to a verse that includes these lyrics:

If you down with love and wanna make things better
All we gotta do is just come together
Weather the storm, and take my hand
Then follow my lead to the promised land
’Cause we the people, we gotta unite
To follow that good time guiding light
Climb aboard this love boat
And rock that bitch up and down the coast

So that’s pretty dumb.

But hey, at least the song sucks.

You can listen to the track and read all of the lyrics below.

“We the People” Lyrics

We the people in all we do
Reserve the right to scream “Fuck you”
(Hey-yeah) ow
(Hey-yeah) huh
“Wear your mask, take your pills”
Now a whole generation’s mentally ill
(Hey-yeah) man, fuck Fauci
(Hey-yeah)

But covid’s near, it’s coming to town
We gotta act quick, shut our borders down
Joe Biden does, the media embraces
Big Don does it and they call him racist

We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people

Fuck Facebook, fuck Twitter too
And the mainstream media, fuck you too, too, too
(Woo) yeah, you

We the people (ooh, yeah)
We the people

Inflation’s up, like the minimum wage
So it’s all the same, ain’t a damn thing changed
(Hey-yeah
Hey-yeah)
You piece of shit, I don’t see color
“Black lives matter,” no shit motherfucker
(Hey-yeah
Hey-yeah)

But we gotta keep fighting for the right to be free
And every human being doesn’t have to agree
We all bleed red, brother, listen to me
It’s time for love and unity

We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people

Fuck CNN, fuck TMZ
And you social media trolls, y’all can suck on deez (deez)
Deez nuts, that’s what’s up

We the people (ha-ha)

If you down with love and wanna make things better
All we gotta do is just come together
Weather the storm, and take my hand
Then follow my lead to the promised land
’Cause we the people, we gotta unite
To follow that good time guiding light
Climb aboard this love boat
And rock that bitch up and down the coast

In order to form a more perfect union
Do ordain and establish this constitution for the United States of America

We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people (ooh, let’s go Brandon)
We the people

Standing up, and standing tall
‘Cause it’s all for one and it’s one for all
All, all, all
We the people (ooh)
We the people

Let’s go Brandon
Let’s go Brandon
Let’s go Brandon
Let’s go Brandon

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