Your Favorite Cover Artists Toyah and Fripp Are Back with “5 Minutes Alone”

If you’ve ever listened to or watched the video for Pantera‘s “5 Minutes Alone” and thought “hm, Phil could use more nipple pasties and less knowledge of the song’s lyrics and rhythm,” then boy howdy do we have something for you. Also… who hurt you?

Earlier today, King Crimson guitarist Robert Fripp and his wife, actress and singer Toyah Wilcox released the latest iteration of their “Toyah & Robert’s Sunday Lunch” series with a rendition of that classic Pantera tune. While there’s not much to say about the musicality of the video, there’s still the revealing attire and she at least understand the song’s about punching someone’s lights out with those boxing gloves.

As we mentioned earlier, these two are apparently planning to go on tour together in the future. I wonder whose entire list of dates will come out sooner – Pantera’s or theirs. Only time will tell.

Just in case you’ve been living under a rock all this time, we’ve got a list of past covers these two lovebirds have done.

Mötley Crüe’s “Girls, Girls, Girls”
Metallica’s “Enter the Sandman” (sic)
Billy Idol’s “Rebel Yell”
Guns N’ Roses’ “Welcome to the Jungle”
Joan Jett’s “I Love Rock ‘N’ Roll”
Alice Cooper’s “Poison”
Foo Fighters’ “Everlong” 
Brittney Spears’ “Toxic”
Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades”
ZZ Top’s “Gimme All Your Lovin’”
Iron Maiden’s “The Number of the Beast”
Judas Priest’s “Breaking the Law”
The Rolling Stones’ “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction”
Hawkwind’s “A Silver Machine”
Heart’s “Barracuda”
The Prodigy’s “Firestarter”
Steppenwolf’s “Born to Be Wild”
Scorpions’ “Rock You Like a Hurricane”
Black Sabbath’s “Paranoid”
ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man”
Eurythmics’ “Sweet Dreams”
Survivor’s “Eye of the Tiger” + Father’s Day Surprise
Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator”
System of a Down’s “Chop Suey!”
Sex Pistols’ “Pretty Vacant”
The Kinks’ / Van Halen’s “You Really Got Me”
The Who’s “My Generation”
The Doors’ “Light My Fire“
Divinyls’ “I Touch Myself“
Chris Isaak’s “Wicked Game”
Patti Smith / 10,000 Maniacs“Because the Night”
Velvet Underground’s “Venus in Furs”
The Rolling Stones’ “Sympathy for the Devil”
Right Said Fred “I’m Too Sexy”
The Stranglers’ “Peaches”
The Talking Heads’ “Psycho Killer”
Iggy Pop’s “The Passenger”
Metallica “Master of Puppets”
“Silent Night” (Christmas standard)
“Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” (Christmas Standard)
“12 Days of Christmas” (Christmas Standard)
“Ding Dong” (Christmas Standard)
The Stooges’ “I Wanna Be Your Dog”
Most Wanted Part 1
Most Wanted Part 2
Most Wanted Part 3
The Undertones’ “Teenage Kicks”
The Clash’s “Should I Stay or Should I Go”
Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop”
Billy Idol, “White Wedding”
Dead Kennedys, “Too Drunk to Fuck”
Smashing Pumpkins, “Bullet With Butterfly Wings”
The Black Keys, “Lonely Boy”
Living Colour, “Cult of Personality” – Solemn, boobless versin
Neil Young, “Rockin’ In The Free World”
Green Day, “Basket Case”
Kaiser Chiefs, “I Predict a Riot”
Edwin Starr, “War”
Living Colour, “Cult of Personality” – Boob redux
Michael Jackson, “Give In To Me”
The Who, “Won’t Get Fooled Again”
Queens of the Stone Age, “No One Knows”
The Cranberries, “Zombie”
Garbage, “I Think I’m Paranoid”
Radiohead, “Creep”
Hole, “Celebrity Skin”
INXS, “Devil Inside”
Rage Against The Machine, “Killing In The Name”
Foo Fighters, “All My Life”
Rammstein, “Keine Lust”
Billy Idol, “Rebel Yell” (reprise)
Slipknot, “Psychosocial”
AC/DC, “Back in Black”
Lenny Kravitz, “Are You Gonna Go My Way?”
Ozzy Osbourne – “Crazy Train”
Limp Bizkit – “Nookie”