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An Australian Punk Band Released a Piss Filled Vinyl Variant


Vinyl collectors, beware. There’s now a super rare novelty vinyl variant out in the world that’s as unique as it is kinda disgusting and it’s all thanks to Australian punk band Private Function. This past Sunday, the band revealed that the gold variant of their upcoming record 370HSSV 0773H wouldn’t be your run of the mill gold color variant.

One thing’s for sure — this is one vinyl you’ll never want to break.

No, that would be too normie for the Melbourne-based five piece. According to an Instagram post, it’s actually full of the band’s piss/urine/wee-wee/whatever infantile name you want to call it. According to the band, they worked closely with Salty Dog Records to create a vessel for their piss that could also double as an actual vinyl that you can listen to.


Congratulations to the 50 people who ordered the “Gold” version of our new record

You just bought a liquid disc full of our piss

We worked with local legends @saltydog.records to build the worlds first piss filled record, it turns out it’s really hard

Because of the annoying amount of experimentation needed to make this record work we don’t have a physical copy yet but here’s a video outlining the creation of it

Please don’t use our DNA to commit crimes


I don’t know about you, but I’m curious to see what this vinyl looks like. Is it like a lava lamp or wave machine? How is it sealed? We’ve seen some pretty cool looking vinyl in the past, so I wonder how this stacks up.

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