This week’s logo will have you seeing red.

Pikajhu.

Finally, child-friendly versions of classic albums by Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, Death, and more.

Quick, someone wake up Don!

New compositions will be performed by such all-stars as Joe Satriani, Jeff Loomis, Chris Broderick, Gus G., and more.

Going once, going twice… SOLD!!!

Sure, and Tim “Ripper” Owens might be some people’s favorite Judas Priest singer.

Including tracks from the Ozzy, Dio, Glenn Hughes and Ian Gillan eras!

From the director of Lone Survivor and Deepwater Horizon.

In other news, the members of Meshuggah are still cooler than you and have heard new Tool demos.

The campaign to be able to afford shoes and sleeves for the winter begins!

Check out the live debut of their new track, “Doris.”

Marilyn Manson’s upcoming “edgy” video on the eve of the 20th anniversary of Antichrist Superstar, Babymetal’s new animated TV show, Varg trash-talking the man he killed two decades ago, and a hilarious Metallica fan trolling Dave Mustaine.

This week’s top stories include Rob Zombie, Ghost, Metallica, and more.

Newly-added acts include Candlemass, Tiamat, GosT, and more.

“He did a bitchin’ pentagram on my wrist a few years back,” wrote one local fan. “It’s faded enough now that it just looks like a bruise, but when people ask me about my bruise, I’m like, ‘That’s the Cactus, baby!’”

It’s like “The Toxic Waltz,” but mellower.

Take THAT, Asesino!

Metallica’s youngest fan is having the best time ever.