Because when we think fancy steakhouse, we think heavy metal.

Listen to this song, however, should NOT be a difficult decision.

Interesting, even if it probably doesn’t matter much.

The French progressive metallers return with their first new track in nearly four years.

The Norwegian black metallers finally return to the U.S. and Canada!

This story is epitouching.

But what are they working on?

Tchaikovsky would be proud.

The best Judas Priest song not by Judas Priest you’ll hear this week.

“As a man who listens to, and, to some degree promotes, an art form that so grotesquely portrays the female form as nothing more than bone, meat, gristle and genitalia to desire, diminish, torture, fuck and sadistically kill (seldom in that order), am I being irresponsible? Am I a hypocrite? Am I part of the problem?”

Warning: Video contains trippy nudity.

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They’ll play a one-off in 2016, but they’re not actually reuniting.

Sergeant D. says that choosing just one metalcore band is like asking someone to choose which one of their children they love the most, because they’re all great in their own way!

The “Best Metal Performance” Grammy, Attila’s Chris Fronzak buys gifts for under-privileged children, Slipknot’s Chris Fehn poses for a photo with Donald Trump and more.

This may be their last tour ever! Get in here for dates!!!

He also makes a good point.

This week’s top stories include Rush, Slipknot, Scott Weiland, and more.

Great hustle, guys!! Keep playing!