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Black Metal Brunch: Holidays with Drex
December 16th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

Our most ebil columnist gets into the spirit of the season.


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX FIRST DATE
September 16th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

I CAN THINK OF NOTHING MORE SAPPING OF A WARRIOR’S […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX ON THE BEACH
August 26th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

NO, I DO NOT WANT #ICECREAM. NO, I WILL NOT […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX DOESN’T LIKE PETS
July 22nd, 2012 at 10:27am MetalSucks

“IT’S A DOG EAT DOG WORLD” SAY THE #ANIMALCANNIBALS. IF […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX THINKS YOUR TATTOOS ARE STUPID
July 15th, 2012 at 10:14am MetalSucks

YOUR TATTOOS ARE AWFUL. CAIN WAS MARKED FOR SLAYING HIS […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GRAPPLES WITH TASTE
July 8th, 2012 at 11:16am MetalSucks

BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, TO START.  […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX TRIES THE SPORTING LIFE
June 24th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

COMPETITION IS A NECESSARY CRUDENESS PROTUBERATING FROM THE WHORISH SKIRTS […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX GETS AN INTERN
June 17th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

MY PRESENCE IS RADIANT AS THE CROWN ON THE PHALLUS […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX NEEDS A NEW ROOMMATE
June 10th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks

†ATTENTION #CRAIGSLIST INFERIORS† DO YOU YEARN TO FEEL YOUR ENEMY’S […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE MORE YOU HATE, THE STRONGER I BECOME
June 3rd, 2012 at 9:29am MetalSucks

HATE IS A SPIRITUAL FLUID. IT COLLECTS IN THE RAG […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DREX ON A PLANE
May 27th, 2012 at 10:33am MetalSucks

MY SOUL IS PRECIOUS AS A LUMP OF COAL SOAKED […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: WORK IS THE PLACE WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE
May 20th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

WORK IS THE PLACE WHERE THE DREAMS GO TO DIE. […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: A VERY DREX MOTHER’S DAY
May 13th, 2012 at 11:35am MetalSucks

M IS FOR THE WAY I #HATE YOU. ON A […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SCIENCE IS SH*TTING ON ALL OF US EVERY DAY
May 6th, 2012 at 10:34am MetalSucks

IN THE VIKING EPOCHS WARFARE SEEPED INTO THE GROUNDWATER. IT […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING
April 29th, 2012 at 10:30am MetalSucks

THE HUMAN BODY IS DISGUSTING. IT IS NEITHER AN IDOL […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: “DO NOT TALK TO ME AFTER SHOW”
April 15th, 2012 at 11:09am MetalSucks

HELLO #INFERIORS. DO NOT TALK TO ME AFTER SHOW. AFTER […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: SURVIVING THE CURSE OF MEASTEROS
April 8th, 2012 at 10:43am MetalSucks

HELLO INFERIORS. TODAY IS DAY OF PATHETIC IMPORTANCE IN THE […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: NAGLFAR, “THE PERPETUAL HORRORS”
August 15th, 2010 at 11:04am MetalSucks

This mornings, Is wants tos eats somethings Is cannots pronounce. […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: DARK FUNERAL, “MY FUNERAL”
July 25th, 2010 at 11:08am MetalSucks

Emperors Magus Caligulas is leavings Darks Funerals. Bummers. This mornings, […]


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BLACK METAL BRUNCH: THE BRING BACK GLAM EDITION
July 18th, 2010 at 10:15am MetalSucks

Axls ands Vince saids Is haves to dos this. Is […]


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