Haterade 0 Nice Parenting Skills, Greg Allman December 13th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Legendary member of The Allman Brothers Band now has not one but TWO children fronting horrible metal bands.
Haterade 0 Wooden Stake Driven Through Dr. Acula’s Heart October 26th, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg As of March 5, 2013, there will be one less shitty band in the world.
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, Number I’ve Lost Count: Fear from the Hate October 24th, 2012 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg In case you were feeling too chipper today, here’s something totally heinous.
Haterade 0 I WOULD EAT A POISON APPLE AFTER HEARING THIS SH*T, TOO October 18th, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just kill me already.
Haterade 0 THE DORDEDUH ALBUM DAR DE DUH IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!!! October 16th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen: THIS. The screen cap above was taken […]
Haterade 0 EXOTYPE: YOUR NEWEST DJEATHSTEP NIGHTMARE October 10th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg If you’ve ever thought that the only thing Emmure are […]
Haterade 0 GEOFF TATE NEEDS TO JUST SHUT THE F*CK UP AND SPARE US ALL October 5th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein Have you tasted this crap yet? Oh my god, it’s […]
Haterade 0 UNDEROATH NO LONGER UNDER IT, NOW OVER IT October 2nd, 2012 at 2:20pm Axl Rosenberg Underoath are breaking up. They’ll release what’s ostensibly a greatest […]
Haterade 0 ROADRUNNER RECORDS SIGNS PERIPHERY JR. September 17th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo credit: Travis Shinn Have you been wondering what Roadrunner […]
Haterade 0 WHAT THE FREAK(HOUSE)??? August 28th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Imagine, if you will, a band which is fronted by […]
Haterade 0 ALL THAT REMAINS CANNOT WIN THE WAR AGAINST THE INTERNET June 22nd, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein The War You Can Not Win will be the title of […]
Haterade 0 DEF LEPPARD’S NEW VERSIONS OF “ROCK OF AGES” AND “POUR SOME SUGAR ON ME” COMPLETELY SUCK June 4th, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein We hate it when bands re-record old songs and release […]
Haterade 0 EVEN THE FACELESS’ MICHAEL KEENE CAN’T SAVE BORGORE’S HORRIBLE MUSIC May 16th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg So last year Sumerian signed dubstep artist Asaf Borger, better known as […]
Haterade 0 SH*TSTAIN ON THE ASS OF THE SH*TSTAIN: FORGET MY SILENCE May 15th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg That’s right: I’m actually categorizing Forget My Silence as a […]
Haterade 0 WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK A KID METAL BAND WAS A GOOD IDEA? IT’S A TOTAL MYSTERY. April 11th, 2012 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg The below is a five-minute EPK (electronic press kit, if […]
Haterade 0 SOMEONE NEEDS TO BOOK MONSTROSITY ON A TOUR ASAP April 9th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Monstrosity haven’t released an album since 2007, but did put […]
Haterade 200 MOVE OVER, BLACK VEIL BRIDES: TOXICROSE ARE ON THE RISE!!! February 27th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein In case your dire thirst for 20-year old boys dressed […]
Haterade 3210 DAVE MUSTAINE TO AFRICAN WOMEN: “PUT A PLUG IN IT” February 23rd, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein That’s it. Dave Mustaine is officially a full-fledged bigot. I […]
