Nice Parenting Skills, Greg Allman

  • Axl Rosenberg

Nice Parenting Skills, Greg Allman

I really do not understand how it can be that talent — or even just good taste — is so rarely passed down from parent to child. And yet Greg Allman now has two children fronting atrociously bad metal bands: there’s Elijah Blue Allman from Deadsy, of course, but now there’s also Layla Brooklyn Allman, vocalist for a band called Picture Me Broken. Whose music is just total garbage.

I mean, is this just, like, how the kids of genuinely talented people rebel? “Fuck you, dad! I’ll show! I WILL COMPLETELY SHIT ALL OVER YOU LEGACY! BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!

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