\m/ 0 Neill Jameson Calls Out Metal Chumps, Requests Common Decency August 28th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks The Krieg mastermind tackles the issues facing women in the metal scene in an editorial for Decibel.
\m/ 0 Video: Monuments Vocalist Crowd-Surfs in an Inflatable Raft August 17th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein “Surfing” the crowd just got literal.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Even Makes Emergency-Landing A Plane Look Good August 10th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus The singer found himself low on fuel and was forced to land unexpectedly, and the RAF loves him for it.
\m/ 0 Converge’s Kurt Ballou is a Goddamn American Hero August 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Watch him create aural fireworks with “The Star Spangled Banner.”
\m/ 0 Lamb of God are Blowing Up the Charts Around the World August 4th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Fuck yeah, boys.
\m/ 0 Ghost No Longer Legally Obligated To Use ‘BC’ In Name July 22nd, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Escaping the stupid suffix game as quickly as possible.
\m/ 0 Godzilla In Hell: Maybe The Most Metal Comic Book Of All Time July 1st, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Yes, yes, god fucking dammit YES.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Does it for the Kids July 1st, 2015 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus The Iron Maiden singer took part in a music therapy session for special needs kids. What have you done?
\m/ 0 Coheed and Cambria Sing Justice Scalia’s Dissenting Opinion on Gay Marriage Ruling June 29th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Oddly enough, the lyrics sound a whole lot like any given Coheed and Cambria song!
\m/ 0 Which Metal Cover of Led Zeppelin’s “No Quarter” is the Best; Tool, Exhumed, Crowbar or Dark Castle? June 17th, 2015 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Because FUCKING LED ZEPPELIN
\m/ 0 Insane Video Footage of Gojira’s Jean-Michel Labadie Ripping Through the French Alps on a Mountain Bike June 12th, 2015 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Holy shit this is nuts.
\m/ 0 A Spanish Fan Has Seen Iron Maiden 230 Times June 11th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus More metal than thou.
\m/ 0 Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams Tries His Hand at Wrestling, Turns Out to Be a Regular Hulk Hogan June 8th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg ETIDDT
Studio Stuff 0 Converse Rubber Tracks Announces Global Expansion, Win The Game June 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus They’re hosting free recording sessions everywhere from Jamaica to Iceland.
\m/ 0 11 Metal Songs About Farts May 26th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Pass gas, break the wind, cut the cheese and let one rip in the most metal style of all.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Given Clean Bill of Health; Will Now Concentrate on Completing New Iron Maiden Album May 15th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg YAY!!!!!!!
\m/ 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn is a BAMF, Will Tour Immediately Despite Surgery May 12th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks In related news, Robb Flynn is much tougher than we are.
\m/ 0 Funniest Metal Joke Ever of the Day, Courtesy of Patrick Hastie May 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This will make you think twice about getting a tattoo of your favorite band’s logo.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
\m/ 0 Volbeat and Anthrax Forced To Cancel Show For Fear Of Literally Bringing House Down May 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus The band won’t play Calgary due to the venue’s questionable structural integrity. Metal.
