\m/ 0 Every Time I Die’s Andy Williams Tries His Hand at Wrestling, Turns Out to Be a Regular Hulk Hogan June 8th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg ETIDDT
Studio Stuff 0 Converse Rubber Tracks Announces Global Expansion, Win The Game June 3rd, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus They’re hosting free recording sessions everywhere from Jamaica to Iceland.
\m/ 0 11 Metal Songs About Farts May 26th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Pass gas, break the wind, cut the cheese and let one rip in the most metal style of all.
\m/ 0 Bruce Dickinson Given Clean Bill of Health; Will Now Concentrate on Completing New Iron Maiden Album May 15th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg YAY!!!!!!!
\m/ 0 Machine Head’s Robb Flynn is a BAMF, Will Tour Immediately Despite Surgery May 12th, 2015 at 4:00pm MetalSucks In related news, Robb Flynn is much tougher than we are.
\m/ 0 Funniest Metal Joke Ever of the Day, Courtesy of Patrick Hastie May 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This will make you think twice about getting a tattoo of your favorite band’s logo.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
\m/ 0 Volbeat and Anthrax Forced To Cancel Show For Fear Of Literally Bringing House Down May 4th, 2015 at 2:00pm Emperor Rhombus The band won’t play Calgary due to the venue’s questionable structural integrity. Metal.
\m/ 0 Stone Temple Pilots Story of the Day #2: Watch Guitarist Dean DeLeo Epically Eject Fan From a Show April 30th, 2015 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Why did this dude even go to the show if he wanted to see Scott Weiland?
\m/ 0 Celebrate Earth Day with Fit For An Autopsy’s “Still We Destroy” April 22nd, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Possibly the heaviest song ever written about the environment.
\m/ 0 Stream Torche, Cave In, Boris, Kylesa and More Covers of Nirvana’s Nevermind April 20th, 2015 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein A fun, fresh take on a classic.
\m/ 0 Sing Along with Between the Buried and Me’s Cover of Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” April 20th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Open your eyes, look up to the sky and see.
Friday 5 0 The Five Most Metal David Hasselhoff Videos Of All Time April 17th, 2015 at 3:02pm Emperor Rhombus If you haven’t seen the “True Survivor” video yet, you’re […]
Metal Mitzvah 0 Members of Bay Area Tech/Prog Scene Start The Brian Shields Grant March 20th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Dudes from The Contortionist, Intronaut, Abiotic, and more create musical aid grant to honor fallen blogger and metal fan.
\m/ 0 Happy St. Patrick’s Day From MetalSucks March 17th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Get hammered to a soundtrack of Irish metal bands! And then, later, puke to a soundtrack of Irish metal bands!
\m/ 0 New Japanese Metal Girl-Group Fruitpochette; Babymetal Imposters? March 16th, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Or just peers?
\m/ 0 Devin Townsend Wins Juno Award, Jams with Hand-Fart Extraordinaire March 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Fart of the Poozers.”
\m/ 0 There’s a New Season of Metalocalypse Coming April 29th! (UPDATE: No there Isn’t) March 13th, 2015 at 2:01pm Vince Neilstein “We are on the precipice of something great…” teases the trailer.
\m/ 0 Tony Iommi Joins Fight to Save the Lives of Indonesian Metal Fan Drug Smugglers March 4th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg In other news, the new drama Indonesian Metal Fan Drug Smugglers debuts this Friday on A&E!
\m/ 0 Metallica Have a Touring Washing Machine March 2nd, 2015 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein This is not a Photoshop.
