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Saturday Song to Get Stoned To


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Sunday To LET LOVE RULE
August 23rd, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Leave the hate behind and get down for the cause…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Shift Shapes And Sheep Alike
July 25th, 2015 at 5:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Dem sheep sure do look a little shifty…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Indepants Day To Post Up, Work Fire, And Eat Light
July 4th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

FIRE + LIGHT + WILL SMITH = BEER


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Pappy’s Day To Be Glad/Sad That You’re (Not) A Dad
June 21st, 2015 at 2:44pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Who’s your daddy?


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Celebrate
June 13th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!!!!!!!


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Make It Rain
May 30th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Shall we dance?


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Memorial Monday To Check Your Melon
May 25th, 2015 at 5:13pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Who’s ready for some head?


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Hunt Horses
April 18th, 2015 at 4:03pm Kip Wingerschmidt

A horse walks into a bar. The barman thinks “Why the long face?” but remains silent, slowly backs into the office, and calls animal welfare.


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Grow
April 11th, 2015 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt

Take a break from treating yo’self in order to grow yo’self…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Sunday To Get Blacker Than The Blackest Black
March 29th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

…times infinity.


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Get Hazy
March 7th, 2015 at 4:20pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Colour Haze all in my brain…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Be Born Again
February 28th, 2015 at 3:44pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Time to take a trip down the rebirth canal…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Wing It
January 31st, 2015 at 12:45pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I’ve never seen a man eat so many chicken wings…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Iron Out Your Ashes
January 24th, 2015 at 5:51pm Kip Wingerschmidt

DON’T ASH DON’T TELL


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Get Tortured By Another List
December 13th, 2014 at 11:42am Kip Wingerschmidt

Whatever doesn’t kill you will only make you insane in the membrane…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Sunday To Dance To Meshuggah
November 30th, 2014 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt

So You Think You Can Dance (to MESHUGGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH………….)


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Eat Weed
November 1st, 2014 at 11:11am Kip Wingerschmidt

Get your nibble on…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Fall Down
October 25th, 2014 at 4:43pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I’ve fallen and I can’t get down…


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Get Gray/Grey
October 11th, 2014 at 3:05pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Is that a probe in my butt or are you just happy to see me?


Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0
Saturday To Make It With God
September 27th, 2014 at 1:58pm Kip Wingerschmidt

Do you believe in the almighty power of Dog?


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