Saturday To Get Gray/Grey
This is a gray/grey day in the Big Smelly Apple. The sky is gloomy and cloud-laden. People are acting mopey and sullen. Even my sideburns have an extra tinge of Gandalf in them today.
But these kind of weather days give us a really good excuse to shun the outdoors and cuddle up for movie marathons, grilled cheese sandos, hott lovin’…..whatever else your cold gray/grey heart desires. So grab a loved one and have yourselves a private party.
If you are ALONE in every sense of the word, don’t fret — this is the perfect time to catch up on all those creative projects you’ve been putting off. Or to finally finish season one of Marc Maron’s hilariously misanthropic show on Netflix. Or eat a boatload of chicken wings. Or whatever the hell you might consider productive or therapeutic at this juncture in your life.
None of that sounds enticing? You’re depressed? Sheesh, stop bringing the rest of us down — we’re trying to enjoy a perfectly gray/grey day…