The Webernets 0 Brendon Small on Adult Swim’s Refusal to Renew Metalocalypse: “There was no debate, there wasn’t even a returned phone call. It was a hard ‘no.'” October 27th, 2016 at 4:16pm Vince Neilstein “I think Adult Swim, for some reason, took it very personally.”
The Webernets 0 21 Metal Musicians and Celebrities You Need to be Following on Twitter October 19th, 2016 at 2:26pm Vince Neilstein Which prominent metal musicians have the most to say about nothing?
The Webernets 0 Slipknot Fans Got Catfished by a Fictional Corey Taylor Account October 5th, 2016 at 9:42am Emperor Rhombus “Hi, I’m Corey Taylor, prince of Nigeria. I have noticed you are a good Christian, and need your help…”
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Says It’s a “Mindfuck” that the The Black Album Keeps Selling 5,000 Copies Every Week September 22nd, 2016 at 11:44am MetalSucks We agree! Who are these people??
The Webernets 0 There is Now a GG Allin Set of Emojis September 20th, 2016 at 9:24am Vince Neilstein It’s just as sick and twisted as you’d imagine.
The Webernets 0 Here’s a Video of a Bunch of Catholics Listening to Immortal September 8th, 2016 at 1:30pm MetalSucks If they’re this scared of Immortal, what would they would think of Mayhem?
The Webernets 0 Video: Judgmental Metal Elitist Accuses Metalheads of Being Judgmental Elitists September 1st, 2016 at 12:40pm Emperor Rhombus “I don’t like a band because it’s part of a certain genre of music, I like the band because I like the band.” So, you’re like everyone, then.
The Webernets 0 Jeff Walker (Carcass) Chimes in on His Decision to Tour With Deafheaven August 30th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Turns out he’s been bouncing this idea around since 2013.
The Webernets 0 Scientific Study Settles Once and For All Which Words are the Most and Least Metal July 6th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein An exhaustive study of the lyrics to 222,623 metal songs by 7,364 bands takes the debate to the next level.
The Webernets 0 Robb Flynn Congratulates Drake on Chart Success, Says “We Have Got to Stop Demonizing Streaming” July 5th, 2016 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein The Machine Head frontman again praises the merits of streaming, and pleads with metalheads to embrace all it has to offer.
The Webernets 0 What Makes a Good or Bad Album Review? June 10th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein “You’re not a musician, so your opinion doesn’t count!” “You didn’t listen to the album enough!” Those and more common review complaints addressed.
The Webernets 0 Turnstile + The Weather Girls Mashup: “It’s Raining Hardcore Dudes” June 2nd, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Who knew “It’s Raining Men” could inspire such fervent moshing?
The Webernets 0 This Guy Chronicled Every Single T-Shirt to Appear in Heavy Metal Parking Lot May 25th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Just in time for the film’s 30th anniversary.
The Webernets 0 BTBAM’s Paul Waggoner Ranks the Band’s Seven Albums May 24th, 2016 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein What does he think of Colors? How about The Silent Circus?
The Webernets 0 You’ll Be Happy to Know That King Diamond is Getting Laid a Ton May 4th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus Now crush it! Crush the cross! Mmm, yeah, just like that!
The Webernets 0 Watch: Dave Mustaine Shows off New House and Terrible Video Skills April 22nd, 2016 at 3:00pm Phil Boozeman Will somebody please teach this man how to record video properly?
The Webernets 0 Someone Started a Petition to Add “Djent” to the Oxford English Dictionary April 12th, 2016 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein These are the most important issues of our times.
The Webernets 0 HOT Cover: Drewsif Stalin and Nikki Simmons Take On Evanescence’s “Bring Me To Life” April 1st, 2016 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Wow, these guys are so talented!!!
The Webernets 0 More Mesmerizing Animated .GIF Metal Album Covers March 31st, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg So very, very rad.
The Webernets 0 Snapchat Has a Corpse Paint Filter Now March 29th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein SO GRIM.
