What the...?? 0 Cockroach Moshing Has to Be the Dumbest Thing Ever March 29th, 2024 at 4:26pm Hesher Keenan Get off the floor, man!
What the...?? 0 This Dude Got Fired from a Band for Doing What with Estrogen?! February 26th, 2024 at 2:12pm Hesher Keenan Dude, what the hell!?
Tour de Force 0 The Callous Daoboys Combat Merch Cuts By Selling Sh*t Out of Their Trailer January 29th, 2024 at 9:00am Hesher Keenan That’s one way to get around a 47% cut.
News 0 Look Out, Weebs: HEALTH Has a ‘Waifu Dance Team’ in Their “Children of Sorrow” Video January 25th, 2024 at 11:03am Hesher Keenan The track features Lamb of God’s Willie Adler.
What the...?? 0 Varg Vikernes Praises Kanye West for Wearing a Burzum Shirt, World No Longer Makes Sense January 24th, 2024 at 3:50pm Hesher Keenan Didn’t have this on my 2024 bingo card…
News 0 Dream Theater’s Mike Portnoy Nearly Drummed for Nickelback January 9th, 2024 at 9:58am Hesher Keenan Who knows what would have been if this actually happened?
News 0 Jonathan Davis Held His Baby Boy in His Lap While Singing Korn’s Classic Song About F*cking January 5th, 2024 at 4:05pm Hesher Keenan Has to be one of the earliest vocal guest spots.
What the...?? 0 Cam Site Offers Queen $69,000 to Let Users Crank it to “Fat Bottomed Girls” During Streams September 1st, 2023 at 1:30pm Hesher Keenan Nice.
What the...?? 0 Falling In Reverse’s Take on “Last Resort” is the Most Unnecessary Cover of 2023 June 26th, 2023 at 3:30pm Hesher Keenan That’s gonna be a “yikes” from me, dawg.
What the...?? 0 A Statue of Rammstein Frontman Till Lindemann Was Stolen Roughly a Day After It Was Erected to Celebrate His 60th Birthday January 4th, 2023 at 3:08pm Hesher Keenan Someone’s got a vendetta against statues in Rostock.
...And F*ck You Too 0 Years After Trying to Have His Wife Killed, Tim Lambesis Thinks Maybe That Wasn’t Such a Good Idea October 18th, 2022 at 9:54am Hesher Keenan Only more than nine years too late on this realization…
What the...?? 0 Even Rob Halford Isn’t Sure If Judas Priest Are Being Properly Inducted Into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame July 26th, 2022 at 1:56pm Emperor Rhombus “There are other days where I’m like, ‘God damn, why did they give us the Musical Excellence Award?'”
What the...?? 0 Watch: The Faceless’ Michael Keene Goes On Incoherent Onstage Rant, Starts Headlining Set Two Hours Late July 25th, 2022 at 8:32am Emperor Rhombus Michael is back on his bullshit, apparently.
What the...?? 0 Throwback: Skillet Were Fetish Daddies For Christ In 2000’s “Best Kept Secret” Video July 22nd, 2022 at 2:47pm Emperor Rhombus Somehow, these are two pictures of the same dude.
What the...?? 0 There’s a 25-Foot-Tall Inflatable Ozzy Outside of San Diego Comic-Con July 20th, 2022 at 1:47pm Emperor Rhombus Of course, now that he’s out of his original packaging, he’s worthless.
What the...?? 0 Disturbed’s David Draiman Says Vince Neil Is “Sounding Good, Looking Healthy,” Might Want to Get His Ears and Eyes Checked July 18th, 2022 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus This is just a pretty blatant falsehood.
What the...?? 0 Zeal & Ardor’s Frontman Has a Yacht Rock Side Project June 17th, 2022 at 2:15pm Emperor Rhombus Behold “Lady In Red” triumphant.
What the...?? 0 Wow, Poison’s C. C. DeVille Looks Like a Sludge Frontman June 5th, 2022 at 9:17am Emperor Rhombus Those are two photos of the same dude.
What the...?? 0 Korn’s Ray Luzier Would Be Down to Collaborate With Backstreet Boys: “We Respect Them So Much” June 3rd, 2022 at 11:58am Emperor Rhombus Imagine telling a metal kid in ’99 about this.
What the...?? 0 Why, God, Why: They’re Making a Sequel to This Is Spinal Tap May 13th, 2022 at 8:57am Emperor Rhombus Can’t it just be good? CAN’T WE JUST LEAVE THE GOOD MOVIE ALONE?!
