What the...?? 0 NICK OLIVERI ON HIS FOUR HOUR STAND-OFF WITH A SWAT TEAM: “I DIDN’T THINK YOU HAVE TO OPEN THE DOOR.” March 23rd, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Nick Oliveri has quit Kyuss Lives!, which explains why he […]
What the...?? 0 ROXWEL.COM INFILTRATES THE GATHERING OF THE JUGALLOS March 23rd, 2012 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein MetalSucks #1 homie Pickaxe Bobby (pictured wide-stancing here) left the […]
Greatest Hits 0 Just in Time for Passover: Big Four Yarmulkes?!?! March 20th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Oy yoy yoy! And you thought the Zakk Wylde children’s book […]
What the...?? 0 BOSTON BANS MOSHING? March 13th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve seen signs at metal shows telling concert goers that […]
What the...?? 0 THE DAVE BROCKIE EXPERIENCE BREAKS BAD March 8th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein That’s not Walter White in the above picture, or even […]
What the...?? 230 BABYMETAL: NOW COMING TO A VENUE NEAR YOU!!! February 16th, 2012 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein In October we told you about BabyMetal, the J-Pop-meets-metal Japanese […]
What the...?? 1060 NEWSBREAK: DAVE MUSTAINE ENDORSES RICK SANTORUM, STILL A COMPLETE F*CKING LOON February 16th, 2012 at 10:00am Vince Neilstein Our inboxes have been blowing up with links to that […]
Cinemetal 300 “SHUT THE F*CK… UUUUUUUP” February 8th, 2012 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein The bad news is that the first music video by […]
What the...?? 130 GOJIRA’S MARIO DUPLANTIER LOOKS JUST LIKE JASON MRAZ February 7th, 2012 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein Thanks: Sam R.
New Stuff 140 RED LAMB: DAN SPITZ/DAVE MUSTAINE SUPERGROUP RELEASES DEBUT ALBUM WITHOUT FANFARE OR, UH, DAVE MUSTAINE February 6th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg So, hey, remember Red Lamb, the new project from former […]
What the...?? 230 METALLICA GET PHILOSOPHICAL, TEASE KAZOOS-ONLY TOUR? February 6th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Over the weekend, Metallica’s publicists sent out the below message […]
What the...?? 170 IS THIS A PICTURE OF JON STEWART MOSHING TO THE DEAD KENNEDYS? February 3rd, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg It is according to the dude who took it sometime […]
What the...?? 520 JUGGALOS: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT… THEY PULL ME BACK IN February 1st, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg We haven’t made fun of Juggalos since before this past […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 140 HULK HOGAN: I WAS ASKED TO JOIN METALLICA January 27th, 2012 at 11:20am Anso DF It’s occasionally hard to tell whether we should cheer superstar […]
What the...?? 280 THIS IS WHAT BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD WOULD LIKE IF THEY WERE REAL January 20th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg As happy as we are that Beavis and Butt-head have […]
What the...?? 190 WHEN YOU’RE A BEARDY METAL BRO WHO LOVES HIS SCENTED YANKEE CANDLES January 20th, 2012 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Ladies and gentlemen: THIS GUY! Dude just LOVES his candles […]
What the...?? 280 ORGANIZATION THAT KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT HEAVY METAL TO CURATE HEAVY METAL EXHIBITION January 20th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg If there was ever any chance that the metal community […]
What the...?? 150 THE NEW ANTHRAX GREATEST HITS ALBUM IS NOT BREAKING ANY SALES RECORDS January 19th, 2012 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Last week, Island/Universal Music released an Anthrax edition of their […]
What the...?? 150 WIN A CHANCE TO LET THE OSBOURNES SHOVE A CAMERA UP YOUR ASS January 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg It will be romantic, they swear. From Noisecreep: “Sharon and Ozzy […]
What the...?? 210 AXL ROSE HAD JURY DUTY January 13th, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg “Oh, yeah, let’s definitely have this guy on the jury. […]
