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WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK WHAT THE F*CK
March 14th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT […]


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TAYLOR MOMSEN’S DADDY DIDN’T HUG HER ENOUGH
February 28th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

If I ever saw Grim Kim wearing a tank top […]


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…WHEN CANNIBAL CORPSE MET JESSE JACKSON
February 8th, 2011 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

So apparently Cannibal Corpse were at the airport in Brussels, […]


What the...?? 280
TO CLARIFY, JUDAS PRIEST ARE NOT BREAKING UP
January 27th, 2011 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So last month Judas Priest announced a farewell tour, and […]


Tweet Twat 330
THIS SHOULD REDEEM ZAKK WYLDE’S ARTISTIC CREDIBILITY
January 26th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Well here’s a pair of tweets from William Shatner — yes, […]


Cinemetal 200
NACHTMYSTIUM’S BLAKE JUDD WAS ON FAMILY GUY
January 18th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Major, major props to reader Bob Furtado, who not only […]


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WATAIN ARE F*CKING CRAZY
January 4th, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

The fact that Watain are not, like so many of […]


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AXL ROSE MIGHT BE LIP SYNCHING NOW
December 9th, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

So Guns N’ Roses played in Australia last week, and […]


What the...?? 210
CONVERSE COURTS THE METAL SET
December 8th, 2010 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg

Full disclosure: I own a pair of Converse. They’re my […]


Tour de Force 250
THE SLIPKNOT CONTROVERSY GETS CONFUSINGER
December 6th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

So all this “We’re making a new album!”/”No we’re not!” […]


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HEAVY METAL WONDER WOMAN
December 3rd, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

I saw the below video on The Deciblog earlier this […]


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APPARENTLY COREY TAYLOR AND JOEY JORDISON DON’T HAVE ONE ANOTHER’S DIGITS OR SOMETHING
December 1st, 2010 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Back in July, our Number One Homie, Rob Pasbani, wrote […]


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THE WORST THING EVER OF THE EVER: CHRISTINA AGUILERA COVERS MARILYN MANSON
November 29th, 2010 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Actually, I don’t know if you could call this a […]


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BEST VIDEO EVER OF THE EVER: LAW ENFORCEMENT GUIDE TO SATANIC CULTS
November 18th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Well a big BRA-FUCKIN’-VO to Metal Insider, who found the […]


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SEBASTIAN BACH BIT A BARTENDER
November 15th, 2010 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Oh, Sebastian Bach. I love you so much right now, […]


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WELL THIS IS UNUSUAL: DIMMU BORGIR CHANGE ALBUM ART POST-RELEASE
November 3rd, 2010 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

I’ve never heard of a band willingly changing their album […]


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W.A.S.P. FAN RE-ENACTS LIFE OF VAN GOGH WITH UNWILLING SECURITY GUARD
October 18th, 2010 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

W.A.S.P. have had a problem putting on drama-free shows as […]


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THERE’S A HALF-NAKED SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD GIRL ON THE COVER OF REVOLVER
October 15th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So Revolver is getting ready to unveil their annual “The […]


Friggin' Danzig 540
Glenn Danzig Shops for His Own Kitty Litter
October 1st, 2010 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Our friends at Metal Insider and Metal Injection both posted […]


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DON’T MAKE BLAZE BAYLEY MAD!
September 27th, 2010 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein

Given how often we poke fun at Blaze Bayley ’round […]


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