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WITH A NAME LIKE “METALYMPICS” THIS EVENT SHOULD BE WAY COOLER
February 4th, 2010 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein

When a headline about The Metalympics on SMNnews.com flashed across […]


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ROB HALFORD AND SCOTT TRAVIS MANAGE TO GET THROUGH AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION WITH JERSEY SHORE‘S SNOOKI WITHOUT PUNCHING HER IN THE FACE
February 3rd, 2010 at 4:42pm Axl Rosenberg

In case you’re the one person in the world who […]


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THE STRING QUARTET TRIBUTE TO… BLACK FLAG?
January 29th, 2010 at 5:00pm Gary Suarez

Last year, former Billy Corgan Zwan-mate David Pajo released an […]


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YOU CAN DO IT. STEVEN TYLER CAN HELP.
January 26th, 2010 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

In case there’s any doubt that he’s a frickin’ loon, […]


What the...?? 70
STEVEN TYLER THINKS THAT REHAB IS FOR QUITTERS
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

This shittiest papparazi photo ever was taken this past Tuesday […]


What the...?? 710
DAVE MUSTAINE AND KERRY KING HANG OUT AT T.G.I.FRIDAY’S. WAIT, WHAT?!?
January 19th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Dave Mustaine posts so many “updates” about what Megadeth is […]


What the...?? 170
WILLIE ADLER LOOKS JUST LIKE AL SNOW
January 15th, 2010 at 11:15am Vince Neilstein

True story: a prominent figure in the metal industry told […]


What the...?? 400
GOATSE TRANQUILLITY
January 11th, 2010 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Over at his new site The Number of the Blog, […]


What the...?? 320
AXL ROSE SOUNDS SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN DJ ASHBA
January 5th, 2010 at 9:00am Axl Rosenberg

As one of the only people in the English-speaking world […]


What the...?? 180
I THINK THE ANIMATOR DREW THE WRONG MEMBER OF MEGADETH
January 4th, 2010 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Okay, so for some of you young ‘uns who will […]


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ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS THE BIGGEST VIDEO GAME COLLECTION IN NEW YORK
December 25th, 2009 at 12:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt

I have gotten way too into video games in the […]


What the...?? 260
HANZEL UND GRETYL: AMERICAN RAMMSTEIN
December 16th, 2009 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

The concept of another Rammstein strikes me as kinda silly, […]


What the...?? 460
WHAT IS DJ ASHBA DOING TO THAT POOR CAT?
December 16th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Ladies and gentlemen, Dj (not DJ) Ashba got paid more […]


What the...?? 750
WORST TATTOO EVER OF THE DAY
December 4th, 2009 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein

[From Metal Injection] -VN


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THE BEST MUSIC VIDEO & SONG OF THE YEAR… END OF STORY
December 3rd, 2009 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Poetic Assassin’s “Inverti in […]


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MAYBE MAXIM KNOWS SOMETHING WE DON’T
December 3rd, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

So yesterday SMN tipped me off that Maxim had compiled […]


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THIS ANTHRAX FALL OUT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE EVERY TIME
November 30th, 2009 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein

Scott Ian will do just about anything for a buck. […]


What the...?? 330
WHAT. THE F*CKING F*CK. IS THIS SH*T?
November 25th, 2009 at 11:15am Axl Rosenberg

I just saw this on Metal Inquisition. Holy fucking Jeebus. […]


What the...?? 300
LADY GAGA LOOKS JUST LIKE WILLIAM MURDERFACE
November 24th, 2009 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

Thanks to MS reader Kit Hart for pointing this out. […]


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SEPTICFLESH LIKE PUSSY
November 23rd, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg

When we got an e-mail from reader Aaron Doenges claiming […]


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