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Take a ‘Load’ Off in This Full-Size Lars Ulrich Toilet
November 25th, 2021 at 9:48am Vince Neilstein

A true work of art! You flush it out, you flush it out (he never gets respect).


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Sting: “I’m a Heavy Metal Singer”
November 23rd, 2021 at 1:18pm Axl Rosenberg

“You can’t be a baritone with a rock band,” says dude who has apparently never heard Peter Steele.


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Brass Against Banned From NASCAR Venues for Pee Incident, Frontwoman Issues Her Own Apology
November 17th, 2021 at 9:34am Vince Neilstein

The fallout over the on-stage golden shower seen ’round the world continues.


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The Internet Thinks Travis Scott and Live Nation Sacrificed Astroworld Attendees to Satan
November 9th, 2021 at 2:47pm Axl Rosenberg

Live Nation = ANOINT EVIL!!!


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Marilyn Manson Leads Prayer Circle With Kanye West and Justin Bieber
November 1st, 2021 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg

Has Manson found God???


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An Ohio Father Shot His Son for Playing Guitar For Too Long
October 28th, 2021 at 10:51am Vince Neilstein

He claims he was aiming for the guitar.


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Rammstein Release New Song… to an Astronaut in Space
October 27th, 2021 at 8:29am Vince Neilstein

Only one person outside the band’s circle has heard the newest Rammstein song: a French astronaut living on the International Space Station.


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Chino Moreno Blames Weed and Trauma for Turning Stephen Carpenter Into a Conspiracy Theorist
October 20th, 2021 at 9:17am Axl Rosenberg

Carpenter has said that Earth is flat, COVID-19 is a hoax, and 9/11 was faked.


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Zakk Wylde Retaliated Against Ozzy Osbourne Farts by Hiding Sh*t in the Singer’s Couch
October 13th, 2021 at 12:46pm Axl Rosenberg

And you thought being a rockstar was all glitz and glamour.


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Andrew W.K. Has Deleted All of His Social Media Accounts
October 6th, 2021 at 11:54am Vince Neilstein

He abruptly canceled all of his upcoming tour dates as well, including Furnace Fest.


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Did David Lee Roth Predict His Retirement 30 Years Ago??
October 4th, 2021 at 1:03pm Vince Neilstein

The 1991 video for “A Lil’ Ain’t Enough” predicted this very moment almost exactly 30 years into the future.


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Video: Dave Grohl Drums With His Teeth
October 1st, 2021 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein

This is hella impressive. He does it right up into the microphone.


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Jeremy Spencer’s New Band Will Take ANOTHER Mulligan
September 24th, 2021 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

And they’re planning to release NINE ALBUMS all at once.


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A Disgruntled Fan Drove His Car Into a Bar During a P.O.D. Show
September 24th, 2021 at 8:43am Vince Neilstein

He’d been kicked out of the venue and wanted revenge on the security guard.


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A Metal Fan Was Denied an AirBNB Over Musical Taste
September 15th, 2021 at 10:42am Vince Neilstein

A fan of the band Death Blooms had an AirBNB reservation canceled upon revealing her love of metal.


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Video: Golf Carts in the Exodus Mosh Pit!
September 14th, 2021 at 8:06am Vince Neilstein

At the Full Terror Assault festival this past weekend.


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Metalhead Stops Gun Attack at Concert
September 7th, 2021 at 3:27pm Vince Neilstein

Someone award Darin Wall of Greyhawk a medal!


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Someone Shat in the Moshpit at a Turnstile Show
September 2nd, 2021 at 12:38pm Vince Neilstein

Sh*t in the pit! Some even got on the stage. Who would perpetrate such a crime??


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The Cattle Decapitation Logo is Being Used to Promote a Farm in Missouri
August 25th, 2021 at 10:11am Axl Rosenberg

Uhhh… WUT?


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Aaron Lewis Drunkenly Performs Staind’s “It’s Been a While” Twice at the Same Show Without Realizing
July 22nd, 2021 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein

He only realized his error at the end of the song’s second performance.


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