Whoops 0 Ticketmaster Says Lemmy Will Play Download 2016, is Probably Incorrect January 4th, 2016 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Unless Lemmy really IS God.
Whoops 0 P.O.D. Debate Meaning of the Term “Backup Singer” on Behalf of Katy Perry October 16th, 2015 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Apparently, “backup singer” is a disrespectful designation.
Lolz 0 Mayhem Fest Co-Founder Backpedals Furiously On His ‘Metal Is Selfish, Bald, Old’ Comments July 10th, 2015 at 10:40am Emperor Rhombus We just don’t know how hard it is, apparently.
Whoops 0 Tool/U2 Vinyl Fiasco Definitively Proves Existence of God April 21st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg IT’S A MIRACLE!!!
Whoops 0 Smooth Move, U2 November 14th, 2014 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg They sent former Guns N’ Roses guitarist and recovering alcoholic Slash a case of beer.
Whoops 0 High Times May Not Be Sure What Dave Brockie Looked Like June 5th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Because the photo they’re using in their story about his heroin overdose ain’t him.
Whoops 0 Did You Know that Jani Lane was in Motörhead? April 24th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg Neither did we!
Whoops 0 Shane Blay Plans to Pull Double Duty in Wovenwar and Oh, Sleeper April 17th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Remember, kids, when you assume…
Tim Lambesis Trial 0 Entirety of Metal Media Misidentifies Meggan Lambesis November 25th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg See that photo everyone has been using for Tim Lambesis’ estranged wife? Yeah that ain’t her.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 LISTEN: SHORTEST, PISSIEST, AWESOMEST KISS INTERVIEW EVER? October 12th, 2012 at 12:00pm Anso DF “Here smell this.” Look, nobody on Earth has less sympathy […]
Whoops 60 UPDATE: SCION IS NOT FILMING A MESHUGGAH DVD AFTER ALL February 27th, 2012 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The interhole got all hot n’ bothered last week — […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 850 SHROOMGATE: DEP GUITARIST BEN WEINMAN SPOKE TO GREG PUCIATO ABOUT DRUGZ January 25th, 2012 at 1:30pm Anso DF Last week’s most amusing news item came from Dillinger Escape […]
Tour de Force 40 WITH APOLOGIES TO UNEARTH… September 26th, 2011 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A week and a half ago, I totally fucked up […]
Whoops 170 WITH APOLOGIES TO CODY BARRICK June 16th, 2010 at 9:30am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I gave longtime reader Cody Barrick shit for recommending […]
Whoops 160 RE: OZZY CANCELING SHOWS January 13th, 2010 at 2:58pm Axl Rosenberg Yesterday I wrote a piece chastising Ozzy Osbourne for canceling […]
Whoops 180 SO THAT NECROPHAGIST UKULELE VIDEO IS A FAKE November 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein As many of you pointed out (including Eyal, who emailed […]
Whoops 130 NEVERMIND. CHUCK BISCUITS IS ALIVE. October 30th, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday we mourned the loss of former Danzig drummer Chuck […]
Whoops 30 CLARIFICATION ON YESTERDAY’S REVOLVER/ISIS STORY July 22nd, 2009 at 2:14pm Axl Rosenberg So it turns out I completely misunderstood Revolver editor-in-cheif Tom […]
Whoops 60 THE NY TIMES MAKES AN OOPSY April 21st, 2009 at 10:09am Axl Rosenberg I’m sure Saner’s mother has never been prouder. Read the […]
Whoops 60 MASTODON/SPLATTERHOUSE MYSTERY SOLVED! PLUS: A LOOK AT THEIR AWESOME SUPER DELUXE EDITION OF CRACK THE SKYE February 13th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Yesterday Vince speculated that there may be new Mastodon music […]
