Do you want to be the next host(s) of The MetalSucks Podcast?

Includes members of Slipknot, Anthrax, Steel Panther, The Red Chord, Puscifer and, of course, Limp Bizkit.

Janell Emmanuel gives ’em hell.

Write just one hit song and you can live off the royalties for the rest of your life. Or maybe there’s just money in dubstep.

2017’s first great release is as brutal as the year in which it was made.

“Granted, I’m a hopeless Metallica fan. I will always and forever listen to anything they put out, and while I won’t always love it (LULU is mind bogglingly awful), they are The Beatles/Led Zeppelin of my life.”

73 employees were laid off immediately with pay. Help them get back on their feet.

Throw a plastic tarp over your keyboard before you read this one.

Spoiler: it’s not Orgy.

The band refused to leave their weapons outside the venue “for our own security and protection,” says the vocalist.

From the upcoming Godless Prophets & The Migrant Flora, out March 10!

For Whom the Bell & Evans Tolls.

I Am Morbid will perform material from the Vincent-era albums people actually like.

They sure do look a lot alike…

Runners-up include Vektor, Cult of Luna and Julie Christmas, and The Dillinger Escape Plan.

Support will come from The Devil Wears Prada.

He swatted that phone away like a ninja!

This tour will feature more breakdowns than any other tour ever.

HINT: It’s not Risk.

But what about top shelf fucking deathcore bands?