Cinemetal 0 Ozzy and Jack Osbourne are Making a Show for… The History Channel November 2nd, 2015 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Don’t worry, it’s a spoof.
Megadick 0 Dave Mustaine Believes in the Power of Friendship, Humiliates Ex-Guitar Tech Via Online Video October 22nd, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus Maturity sells… but who’s buying?
Munsters Mash 0 A Chapter from Mary Shelley’s Frankustaine October 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Or ‘The Modern Prometheustaine’
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Rattgate: Warren DeMartini Suing Bobby Blotzer Over “Tribute Band” October 2nd, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus What a mess.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Dystopia: Megadeth Announce New Album + Release Date October 2nd, 2015 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Welcome back, Vic. You were right to sit out Supercollider.
Br00tal-lists 0 Here Are Eight Tribute Albums That Are Actually Good September 17th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus Hey, kid, you like hastily-recorded covers? We got hastily-recorded covers.
This Sucks 0 RIP Mayhem Fest, 2008 – 2015 August 3rd, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus Apparently, this year was the festival’s last.
Events 0 Texas Revolution Fest, Featuring The Dillinger Escape Plan, Norma Jean and More: Now Sponsored by MetalSucks! July 31st, 2015 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Texas MetalSucks readers are not gonna wanna miss this.
Events 0 This Friday: Heavy Metal Happy Hour at Brooklyn’s Over the Eight, Presented by MetalSucks and Metal Injection July 29th, 2015 at 5:26pm MetalSucks Come and get sloshed with the metal industry this Friday evening! 2-for-1 drink specials!
Metal Etiquette 0 Tumbler Of The Beast: Hong Xing Baijiu July 9th, 2015 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus The grodiest incarnation of China’s chosen liquor will put hair on your chest, eat holes in your guts.
Editorials 0 Mayhem Fest Co-Founder Thinks Metal Bands are Selfish, Bald, Old July 8th, 2015 at 11:30am Emperor Rhombus And that this year’s line-up was “what they had to work with.”
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Slaughter Inducted Into the Hall of Fame July 2nd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The Canadian one, not the silly hair metal band.
Events 0 TOMORROW: Heavy Metal Happy Hour at Over the Eight, with Special Guests Candiria, Presented by MetalSucks and Metal Injection June 25th, 2015 at 11:00am MetalSucks Hang with inhabitants of the MS Mansion! Get sloshed on drink specials! Listen to good music to close out your week!
Reviews 0 Album Review: Rosetta’s Quintessential Ephemera June 17th, 2015 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Sounds just the way you think Rosetta is going to sound five-ish years on from A Determinism of Morality.
Cinemetal 0 Entombed AD, Tateryche, and Now, Venom Inc. April 27th, 2015 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus The black metal forefathers are the newest group to have multiple incarnations with ridiculous suffixes.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: April 7, 2015 April 7th, 2015 at 11:30am David Lee Rothmund Minsk, Byzantine, Voivod/At The Gates, Soilwork, Gorguts, Malthusian, Enforcer, and tons more heavy new releases! TONS!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 3, 2015 March 3rd, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund March comes in like a lion via Negura Bunget, The Scorpions, Kjeld, Leviathan, Monsterworks, Caveat, and forty more.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: February 17, 2015 February 17th, 2015 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund It’s our heavy new releases round-up, featuring Kinski, Primitive Man, Carnation, Vardan, and some awesome stuff you’ve never even heard of!
New Stuff 0 Rwake Announce Official Release of Debut Demo, Teach Me a New Word December 17th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg That word being “xenoglossalgia.”
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Electric Wizard Enchant the Cover of October’s 10th Anniversary Issue August 21st, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks The cover story of Decibel’s 10th anniversary issue is rife with controversy and shit-talk!