Contests 0 Contest: Write an Epitaph for Your Least Favorite Band, Win a Ramming Speed 7″! August 20th, 2015 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Have some fun with this one!
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives! August 11th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you can tell me what this band’s logo says, you could win some free stuff. YAY FREE STUFF.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Your Five Least Popular Opinions August 7th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Happy Friday! Let’s discuss the personal opinions that get you yelled at a bit!
Editorials 0 Op-Ed: Why This Year’s Mayhem Festival is Failing July 22nd, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Metal’s biggest summer touring package is selling very poorly this year. Vince takes a look at why that might be.
The Bravest Man In Metal 0 In Defense of Funk Metal July 16th, 2015 at 4:00pm Kevin Stewart-Panko In which The Bravest Man in Metal defends one of its most reviled sub-genres.
Metal Mitzvah 0 “Earthwire”: New Napalm Death Song Will Benefit Nepalese Earthquake Victims July 6th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Define “win-win.”
Tour de Force 0 Coal Chamber and Fear Factory Co-Headling Ultimate Meh Tour May 19th, 2015 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Aw YEAH, something to do!
New Stuff 0 Japan’s Envy Streaming Songs from New Album Atheist’s Cornea May 12th, 2015 at 4:02pm MetalSucks Part of one of a two-part concept album, part two, of course, being Believer’s Iris.
Tour de Force 0 Marilyn Manson and The Smashing Pumpkins Announce Nostalgiafest 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Like a bullet with scabbed butterful people wings.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: March 31, 2015 March 31st, 2015 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Ufomammut, Pantommind, Blliigghhtted, Wrathage, Murg, Inculter, Pregierz, and 42 more heavy new releases by bands with normaller names!
Black Collar Workers 0 Wanna Know How Much Money Slash, Mayhem, Coal Chamber and Others Earn to Play Shows? March 18th, 2015 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Get a general idea of the earning power of each of these bands, especially relative to one another.
Studio Stuff 0 Metallica are in the Studio, and Deftones, Testament and Mastodon are all Writing January 19th, 2015 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Who will release new music in 2015?
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Listen: Dir En Grey Back From The Abyss on Arche January 5th, 2015 at 1:30pm Anso DF Headline stated in relative terms, of course.
Remembering Dimebag Darrell 0 Remembering Dimebag Darrell Ten Years Later: Darkest Hour’s Mike Schleibaum and Mike “Lonestar” Carrigan December 8th, 2014 at 2:30pm MetalSucks The guitarists on Pantera’s “Rise” and “Goddamn Electric.”
Br00tal-lists 0 Anso DF’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 4:00pm Anso DF Lord Mantis! Lacuna Coil! He is Legend!
New Stuff 0 Animal Smother: Today Is The Day’s New Record Streaming! October 9th, 2014 at 12:30pm Anso DF Does it remind you of something?
Unsigned and Unholy 0 Unsigned and Unholy: Arctic Sleep, Whorls, Dzoavits October 7th, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Three bands, three different genres: hard rock, deathgrind, blackened grind.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Five Korn Jams You Can Love (Secretly) September 19th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s not the song’s fault that its performers suck.
Cinemetal 0 The New Rabbits Video is “So Fake It’s Real” September 10th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg From Whitey McConnaughy, who directed all those sweet Red Fang videos!
New Stuff 0 In This Moment “Sick Like Me”: Siqq? September 9th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg I actually DON’T hate this.