Guest Columns 0 Five Things You Can Learn from Meshuggah March 10th, 2017 at 11:26am MetalSucks Study this, learn it well, and someday, your band might be ten percent as good as Meshuggah.
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Majeure, “A Few More Pieces of Eight” February 5th, 2017 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein A more traditionalist, pure form of synthwave.
This Sucks 0 My Russian Mother Disowned Me. January 14th, 2017 at 8:02am MetalSucks “I AM CUM FROM SEX”
New Stuff 0 Rob Scallon Announces Original Album, Releases New Track “Gas Mask Catalogue” January 3rd, 2017 at 9:33am Vince Neilstein Will the YouTube star be able to convert his 784,000+ subscribers into fans of his original material?
Metal Etiquette 0 Which Alcoholic Beverage Goes Best with Each Metallica Album? A Helpful Guide November 18th, 2016 at 1:03pm Axl Rosenberg Read the results of our highly scientific study.
Ask MetalGF 0 Ask Metal GF: Creativity, Touring, and Trends September 27th, 2016 at 1:01pm MetalSucks MetalGF offers advice on balancing work and life, long-distance relationships, and the joys of Taylor Swift.
Editorials 0 Guest Editorial: The Best Tracks from Guns N’ Roses Use Your Illusion I & II Make a Better Album than Appetite for Destruction September 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm MetalSucks Doc Coyle (Vagus Nerve, ex-God Forbid) makes a bold, bold argument.
Editorials 0 Savage Net: On Apple Music, Pop Art, and Heavy Metal August 31st, 2016 at 12:00pm Maximus Has the Internet changed the way we consume art for better or for worse?
Metal Tech 0 New Drug May Reverse Hearing Loss August 9th, 2016 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Science comes in handy once again!!!
Editorials 0 Editorial: What SINGLE Metal Band Will Someday Represent ALL of Metal? July 21st, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Pretend it’s a thousand years in the future, and to the general public, there is ONE band or person who ostensibly represents ALL of metal. Who will that artist be?
Ask MetalGF 0 Ask MetalGF: A New Advice Column Sure to Solve All Your Metal Problems July 18th, 2016 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Therapy is expensive, but this is free!
Editorials 0 Looks Like Millennials are More Likely to Pay for Music than Other Generations July 8th, 2016 at 2:00pm MetalSucks Business Insider proves that the kids aren’t the music industry’s biggest problem.
Reviews 0 Album Review: Asphalt Graves’ The New Primitive July 8th, 2016 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Planted and paved.
Br00tal-lists 0 Ten Brutal Pieces of History I Learned From Death Metal July 6th, 2016 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Who says metal isn’t educational?
Black Collar Workers 0 Led Zeppelin’s “Stairway” Trial: What Does “Stealing” Actually Mean? June 30th, 2016 at 10:40am Maximus How do we quantify infringement — on a formal level, or on a more mysterious, spiritual one?
Synthwave Sunday 0 Synthwave Sunday: Arcade High, Kingdom May 15th, 2016 at 12:52pm Vince Neilstein A masterful example of synthwave’s poppier side.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week April 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Mastodon, Nachtmystium, Van Halen, and more.
Metal in the Media 0 Science Proves That AC/DC Cures Cancer* April 4th, 2016 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg *I may be exaggerating slightly.
Not Quite Metal? 0 Sixx:A.M. are Good to You… Be Good to Them! April 4th, 2016 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Sometimes we need a bit of well-written hard rock in our diet.
MetalSucks Mansion Mayhem 0 Statistical Analysis: Who’s Better, Sepultura or Soulfly? March 31st, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein Charts! Stats! Equations!