New Stuff 210 THE BLACK DAHLIA MURDER MAKE “A SELECTION UNNATURAL” July 7th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Well, we are just drowning in new metal this fine […]
\m/ 330 METAL INQUISITION INTERVIEWS, SH*TS ALL OVER BILLY MILANO June 19th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg As an interviewer, you quickly learn that you have very […]
Jumping Darkness Parade 270 METALSUCKS WELCOMES NEW GUEST BLOGGER, DAATH GUITARIST EYAL LEVI May 20th, 2009 at 5:00pm MetalSucks MetalSucks is proud to announce that we’ve stolen Daath’s Eyal […]
Interviews 190 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH NILE’S KARL SANDERS May 5th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg When I went to the record release party for Karl […]
Contests 120 METALLICA DISCOGRAPHY CONTEST — THE WINNER ANNOUNCED! April 21st, 2009 at 1:15pm MetalSucks To celebrate Metallica’s induction into the Rock N’ Roll Hall […]
Editorials 1130 GREG PUCIATO VS. PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA, ROUND 1 April 21st, 2009 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg Wowza. Greg Puciato posted this Sunday on his MySpace blog […]
Interviews 50 EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH PAUL MAZURKIEWICZ OF CANNIBAL CORPSE. NO INTRODUCTION NECESSARY! April 16th, 2009 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Seriously. If you don’t know who Paul Mazurkiewicz is, you […]
Show Reviews 20 SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT, VOL. 3: A BOOZE-FUELED FRENZY THRU FOUR DAZE OF SCHLOCK N SHLOLL AT SXSW 2009 April 14th, 2009 at 2:23pm Kip Wingerschmidt Now that we had made it through an acclimating day […]
Show Reviews 20 SOUTHERN DISCOMFORT, VOL. 2: A BOOZE-FUELED FRENZY THRU FOUR DAZE OF SCHLOCK N SHLOLL AT SXSW 2009 April 8th, 2009 at 1:32pm Kip Wingerschmidt After the antics of the first day of the festival, […]
Editorials 160 ARSIS’ JIM MALONE MAKES THE IMPLICIT EXPLICIT April 6th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg When Arsis main man Jim Malone released a statement last […]
Editorials 280 SHARON OSBOURNE SAYS SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! March 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Generally speaking, all evidence suggests that Sharon Osbourne is a […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 130 INBLOGNIUM March 24th, 2009 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Some light in this bleak, bleak, piece of shit world: […]
Editorials 100 SENDING GOOD THOUGHTS TO ARSIS’ JIM MALONE March 20th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I’ve met Jim Malone twice, for an amount of time […]
What the...?? 550 NO PENIS? NO DIR EN GREY FOR YOU!!! March 17th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Thanks to MetalSucks Maniac Amanda Dobbs for pointing us towards […]
\m/ 220 BLACK METAL DR. SEUSS March 4th, 2009 at 10:43am Vince Neilstein In honor of the birthday of Mr. Theodor Geisel, aka […]
This Sucks 60 HELP YOUR AILING METAL BRETHREN February 25th, 2009 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Two of metal’s most prominent young bands now have front […]
Cinemetal 310 HOLY CRAP, IS BRENT HINDS SOBER OR SOMETHING? February 12th, 2009 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Guitar World, the favorite magazine of six string dweebs everywhere, […]
Contests 850 FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN AN UNDERWORLD SOUNDTRACK AND POSTER! January 23rd, 2009 at 4:45pm MetalSucks Congrats to “Sacajawea” for winning last week’s funny photo caption […]
Reviews 40 PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM: WINO FOLLOWS HIS MUSE WHEREVER THE HELL IT TAKES HIM ON SOLO DEBUT January 14th, 2009 at 11:42am Satan Rosenbloom I posit a theory: Scott “Wino” Weinrich = doom metal’s […]
...And F*ck You Too 180 SHOCK OF SHOCKS: GLEN BENTON HATES BRET MICHAELS January 8th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Long time readers of this site should be fully aware […]