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The soundtrack for the end of the world.

Featuring the new instant classics “Sick People are Gay,” “Old People are Gay,” and “Kill the Poor, Then Fuck the Poor, Then Bill Their Families .”

Dragonforce guitarist Herman Li took us racing in his Porsche 911 Carrera S for a ride that was even faster than Dragonforce’s over-the-top music. If you’ve ever wanted to see someone from MetalSucks nearly shit their pants, this is your chance.

No clean vocals here!

They’re coming back to New York, Los Angeles, Philly, Boston, Detroit, Chicago, Houston and more!

“I don’t know why we aren’t coming out with an album. It’s very disheartening.”

“I’m broken, but I will stand up for you and I will take care of our beautiful babies.”

Spoilers (duh).

Win an X Series Warrior WRXMG Jackson guitar, a copy of Revocation’s latest album on vinyl, and a Metal Blade Records t-shirt!

A second album from the Metalocalypse/Dethklok creator is on the way.

It’ll rip your face off.

Watch the announcement in an emotional new video.

Basically, metal singers do what babies do.

They’d planned it for this summer, but then Metallica called.

featuring A DOG ON A SKATEBOARD.

According to Decrepit Birth’s Samus Paulicelli.

It hops right over the very low bar set by Illud Divinum Insanus.

He becomes the fourth and final Masto-man to tie the knot.

The metal community really just cannot catch a break this month.

“We forgive you, Chris.”