The Webernets 0 IN OTHER DISAPPOINTING NEWS: MEGADETH/MOTORHEAD CRAIG’S LIST AD WAS A JOKE April 20th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Bummer: that hilarious Craig’s List “Missed Connections” ad we ran […]
Interviews 0 HANK WILLIAMS III: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW March 14th, 2012 at 4:00pm MetalSucks In country music, the surname “Williams” has become almost a […]
Retrospective 80 BREAD STAINS IN THE FLUID: A SIX CLIPS CAREER RETROSPECTIVE October 28th, 2011 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein (This photo is on hand-ripped photo paper that was included […]
Metal in the Media 480 HEY LOOK, THIS YEAR THERE’S A FULL GROWN WOMAN ON THE COVER OF REVOLVER‘S “HOTTEST CHICKS IN BLAH BLAH BLAH” September 29th, 2011 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Last year, the cover of Revolver‘s “Hottest Chicks in Metal/Hard […]
...And F*ck You Too 830 25 THINGS I’D RATHER DO THAN LISTEN TO THE NEW FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH SONG July 27th, 2011 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg 1) Be nicer to Sebastian Bach 2) Compare penis sizes […]
Worst Week Ever 80 IN WHICH ONE OF US CAME BACK AND ONE OF US SPLIT July 1st, 2011 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yay, Vince is back! And guess what? Now it’s my […]
This Sucks 620 OUCH. June 20th, 2011 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg I’ve been to plenty of shows in my time where […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 340 SKID ROW: WHERE IS THE LOVE? TL;DR June 17th, 2011 at 4:00pm Anso DF Am I high or is it weird that in 2011 […]
Book Reviews 600 VINCE NEIL HAD SEX WITH SQUIRRELS… WHAT THE…?!? January 18th, 2011 at 2:00pm Corey Mitchell Life’s kinda getting’ out of control. I think. I don’t […]
This Sucks 290 HELP NE OBLIVISCARIS GUITARIST BENJAMIN BARET GET HIS AUSTRALIAN VISA! November 30th, 2010 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein I had no idea Ne Obliviscaris were so well-known when […]
New Stuff 180 THE DAMNED THINGS ARE JUST DAMNOCRACY IN DISGUISE October 22nd, 2010 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg I can see that The Damned Things are gonna be […]
Contests 240 ALEXI LAIHO ESP GUITAR CONTEST WINNER ANNOUNCED! October 18th, 2010 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Apparently the Alexi Laiho giveaway we announced last month was […]
Editorials 1560 Regarding David Draiman, Lemmy, Slayer, the Jews and the Nazis September 20th, 2010 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I hate Disturbed’s music, but the fact that he’s a […]
Question of the Week 1210 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: WHAT’S THE ULTIMATE HEAVY METAL BBQ MUSIC? September 3rd, 2010 at 1:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Reviews 120 STRANGER: DON’T LET VALIENT THORR NOT SEE YOU SWEAT August 16th, 2010 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Thorriors of the world rejoice and once more cast off […]
Question of the Week 1470 QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IF YOU HAD TO PICK ONE METAL MUSICIAN TO BE A JUDGE ON AMERICAN IDOL, WHO WOULD IT BE AND WHY? August 6th, 2010 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Banner Designed by Cysquatch Welcome to “Question of the Week,” […]
Br00tal-lists 880 Anthrax: 101 Singers We’d Rather See Than Joey Belladonna May 13th, 2010 at 4:00pm MetalSucks We stand by our assessment that re-hiring Joey Belladonna is […]
Interviews 200 BLASKO: THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW December 14th, 2009 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein Rob “Blasko” Nicholson has quite the impressive metal resume. He’s […]
Br00tal-lists 340 35 OTHER CRAZY FISTS October 2nd, 2009 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In honor of Alaskan metalcore band 36 Crazyfists’ new DVD, […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 940 OZZY OSBOURNE DEBUTS NEW GUITARIST GUS G., PUTS ZAKK WYLDE IN THE HOSPITAL August 24th, 2009 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg First, let’s just talk about how we arrived at this […]