Tour de Force 440 PROMOTERS WARN LOCAL EMERGENCY ROOMS NATIONWIDE: “HATEBREED AND CHIMAIRA ARE TOURING TOGETHER!” April 29th, 2009 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Someday I’d like to try and work out some sort […]
Tour de Force 400 LOOKS LIKE I’M GOING TO CANADA April 27th, 2009 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg I friggin’ love it when I’m right: Megadeth will indeed […]
Reviews 90 STILL DON’T SEE NO BEER: TESTAMENT IN EINDHOVEN 1987 April 23rd, 2009 at 3:00pm Anso DF If the world were fair, the guys in Testament would […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE WILTED ON THE VINE April 17th, 2009 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg True story (not tr00 story): Vince and I have a […]
Editorials 350 REVOLVER GOLDEN GODS AWARDS: MUSTAINE’S REVENGE April 15th, 2009 at 9:49am Anso DF The big frickin’ deal week before last was Metallica’s induction […]
Rampant Rumors 230 MEGADETH TOUR WILL SQUASH “POTENTIAL FEUD,” BUT WITH WHOM? April 10th, 2009 at 2:01pm Axl Rosenberg Blabbermouth tells me that Dave Mustaine has released yet another […]
Contests 780 TELL US THE BEST WAY TO STOP A NO GOOD DIRTY HIPPY USING METAL, WIN A FREE SHIRT FROM SHADOWS FALL!!! April 3rd, 2009 at 2:30pm MetalSucks In case you haven’t heard, Shadows Fall are playing Bonnaroo. […]
Interviews 100 MARTEN HAGSTROM OF MESHUGGAHHHHH!! THE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW March 12th, 2009 at 3:28pm Vince Neilstein By all accounts, the Meshuggah / Cynic / The Faceless […]
Br00tal-lists 580 ROADRUNNER RECORDS NAMES THE TOP 50 GREATEST METAL FRONTMEN OF ALL TIME February 25th, 2009 at 10:35am Vince Neilstein The fine lads and ladesses over at Roadrunner Records have […]
Interviews 40 DAYLIGHT DIES’ JESSE HAFF: THE EXCLUSIVE METALSUCKS INTERVIEW February 23rd, 2009 at 3:53pm MetalSucks When MetalSucks contributor Christopher Roddy phoned Jesse Haff for his […]
What the...?? 170 F*CK GUITAR HERO: METALLICA – SUFFOCATION ARE MAKING THEIR OWN VIDEO GAME February 20th, 2009 at 3:15pm Axl Rosenberg 2009 is Suffocation’s twentieth anniversary (!), and they’re celebrating in […]
Hair Metal Happy Hour 80 LONG-HAIRED FREAKY PEOPLE (AND BALD JOE THE PLUMBERS) NEED APPLY FOR TESLA February 17th, 2009 at 3:27pm Corey Mitchell WHEN: Wednesday, February 11, 2009 WHERE: Scout Bar, San Antonio, […]
Black Collar Workers 170 WHO WILL BE ON OZZFEST THIS YEAR? NO ONE. February 12th, 2009 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg When the excellent line-up for this year’s Rockstar Energy Mayhem […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 120 GUITAR HERO: METALLICA IS GONNA BE REALLY, REALLY HARD February 11th, 2009 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg I haven’t touched any edition of Guitar Hero in ages, […]
Show Reviews 60 CRADLE OF FILTH, SATYRICON AND SEPTICFLESH DISTURB MY PEACEFUL WEST-COAST CITY February 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm MetalSucks As a man, I’m painfully aware that at any metal […]
The Hard R 290 THE HARD R: DALLAS BREAKS THE SILENCE, RESPONDS TO THE “BLABBERBITCHES” February 6th, 2009 at 2:00pm MetalSucks I bet a lot of you are wondering why I […]
Worst Week Ever 60 IN WHICH WE OVERDOSED ON POT BROWNIES January 30th, 2009 at 5:29pm Axl Rosenberg Vince and I booked our flight to Atlanta for Scion […]
Reviews 40 DEADLOCK’S MANIFESTO: HOLD THE HAM, PLEASE January 27th, 2009 at 1:00pm Anso DF It’s not hypocritical that the sternest hater of metalcore can […]
Worst Week Ever 200 IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN GITMO January 23rd, 2009 at 6:41pm Vince Neilstein Finally… we have a capable, intelligent, forward-thinking new U.S. president. […]
Rampant Rumors 440 WHO WILL CO-HEADLINE WITH SLLLLAAAAYYYYEEEERRRR? January 23rd, 2009 at 2:11pm Axl Rosenberg So apprently Slayer are gonna announce their co-headlining tour mates […]