Laugh At Others' Misfortunes 0 As I Lay Dying’s Tim Lambesis Suing Prison Medical Team for $35 Million Because He Has Moobs Now September 22nd, 2016 at 10:12pm Axl Rosenberg Tit Lamboobies.
Poetry In Motion 0 Mötley Crüe Were Mötley Crüe’s Favorite Lyrical Topic September 22nd, 2016 at 3:06pm Axl Rosenberg Maybe they should have been called ‘Mëta Crüe.’
Photo Caption Contest 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win the New Brain Tentacles, Survive and True Widow Albums From Relapse Records September 22nd, 2016 at 2:18pm Vince Neilstein “Aim those M&Ms right here.”
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Lamb of God’s Randy Blythe to Fill in for Eyehategod’s Mike IX Williams on Upcoming US Tour September 22nd, 2016 at 1:21pm Axl Rosenberg Williams can’t tour due to ongoing health issues.
Punishing Pictorials 0 Describing Metal Stars in Three Fictional Characters September 22nd, 2016 at 11:48am Emperor Rhombus Can you guess all ten from the characters alone?
The Webernets 0 Metallica’s Lars Ulrich Says It’s a “Mindfuck” that the The Black Album Keeps Selling 5,000 Copies Every Week September 22nd, 2016 at 11:44am MetalSucks We agree! Who are these people??
Cinemetal 0 Asphyx are “Forerunners of the Apocalypse” September 22nd, 2016 at 11:20am Axl Rosenberg Fine video, killer song.
New Stuff 0 Stream the New Neurosis Record Right Fucking Now September 22nd, 2016 at 11:12am Emperor Rhombus Why are you reading this sub-headline when you could be streaming it?
New Stuff 0 Retro Hard Rock Band Tower Have Arrived, and they Just Want To “Party (Ready to Roll)” September 22nd, 2016 at 11:05am MetalSucks Wonder how Andrew W.K. would feel about this.
New Stuff 0 Youth Code’s Commitment to Complications is One of 2016’s Best Albums September 22nd, 2016 at 10:52am Vince Neilstein Where metal and ’90s industrial meet.
Black Collar Workers 0 Metal Band Manager Mike Mowery Breaks Down the Havok / Mustaine Management Contract Point by Point September 22nd, 2016 at 10:29am Vince Neilstein Was the contract fair or not? A veteran metal manager weighs in.
Editorials 0 Craigslist Ad: “Former Emmure Members Looking for Singer” September 22nd, 2016 at 10:16am Axl Rosenberg “Clean vocals only.”
New Stuff 0 Amaranthe Just Released the Best / Most Annoying Pop-Metal Hit of the Year September 22nd, 2016 at 9:57am Vince Neilstein It’s like if Maroon 5 went metal.
Metal Merch 0 Motörhead are Launching Another Beer September 22nd, 2016 at 9:51am Emperor Rhombus Motörhead are officially just a booze company now.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Watch The Dummers of The Dillinger Escape Plan, Protest the Hero, and More Play on a Single Song September 22nd, 2016 at 9:34am Emperor Rhombus Nine drummers! One song! NO MERCY!
\m/ 0 Playlist: Heavy Metal Dance Party September 22nd, 2016 at 9:23am Axl Rosenberg Just because you love metal doesn’t mean you can’t cut a rug.
Events 0 MetalSucks Returns to New York Comic Con 2016! September 21st, 2016 at 3:15pm MetalSucks Let’s get our nerd on!!!
Cinemetal 0 Steel Panther are Developing a Comedy Series About Themselves September 21st, 2016 at 2:31pm Axl Rosenberg How soon can I watch this?
Level Up 0 Best Time Waster Ever of the Day: Testament’s Brotherhood of the Snake Video Game September 21st, 2016 at 2:17pm Axl Rosenberg A new variation on an old favorite.
Reviews 0 Every Time I Die Get Low, Cold, Spastic, and Slow September 21st, 2016 at 2:05pm Maximus Even when ETID stumble, there’s still plenty to be excited about.
300 - Free Download for Your Listening Pleasure: NYC Sucks, Volume 2, Featuring The Best of New York City’s Metal Scene
0 - Clothing Chain H&M Creates Fake Metal Bands to Sell Merch, Releases a Song Called “Vaginal’s Juice Dripping into Cadaverous” [UPDATED: No, They Didn’t]
