Events 0 This Friday: Heavy Metal Happy Hour at Brooklyn’s Over the Eight, Presented by MetalSucks and Metal Injection July 29th, 2015 at 5:26pm MetalSucks Come and get sloshed with the metal industry this Friday evening! 2-for-1 drink specials!
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Shift Shapes And Sheep Alike July 25th, 2015 at 5:37pm Kip Wingerschmidt Dem sheep sure do look a little shifty…
Cinemetal 0 “Sharp Fangs, Pale Flesh:” Get Snake-Bitten by a Temptress with Coliseum’s New Video July 16th, 2015 at 10:30am Vince Neilstein The video stars Will Oldham (aka Bonnie “Prince” Billy).
Lolz 0 A Scene from William Shakespeare’s Metallica July 15th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus Or, ‘The Tragedy of Prince Hammett.’
Metal Etiquette 0 Five Marketing Ploys That Bands Need To Quit Doing July 7th, 2015 at 1:30pm Emperor Rhombus You’re not promoting anything, you’re just making me hate you.
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Pappy’s Day To Be Glad/Sad That You’re (Not) A Dad June 21st, 2015 at 2:44pm Kip Wingerschmidt Who’s your daddy?
Editorials 0 Why Is No One Talking About These Three Mind-Blowing 2015 Metal Albums? June 15th, 2015 at 5:00pm Emperor Rhombus Because these albums are way too good to be ignored.
This Sucks 0 Billy Milano Puts M.O.D. to Bed, Retires from Touring June 8th, 2015 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein The artist formally known as Billy Milano is going out with his dignity intact.
\m/ 0 Ozzy Donates $10K to Student Percussionists Who Performed “Crazy Train” May 8th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus What a mensch.
Tour de Force 0 Blind Guardian Announce North American Tour With Grave Digger May 6th, 2015 at 4:30pm Emperor Rhombus Time to air out those goiters, power metal fans!
...And F*ck You Too 0 Pat Robertson Advises Parents to “Protect” Their Children from “Evil” Music via Physical Abuse April 20th, 2015 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Sounds like a good plan to me.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Twisted Sister Announces Fill-In Drummer, Blasts Late Drummer April 8th, 2015 at 10:00am Anso DF Hint: He has experience replacing a suddenly dead drummer.
Editorials 0 Bats Avenge Fallen Brother, Invade Ozzy Osbourne’s Home February 9th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The Bat State of England and Ireland — more commonly known as “BSEI” — has claimed credit for the attack
Haterade 0 The Dude from Zeroking May be the Finest Lyricist in the History of Metal January 23rd, 2015 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg They’re sexy motherfuckers with great imaginations.
Br00tal-lists 0 Sammy O’Hagar’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2014 December 2nd, 2014 at 3:00pm Sammy O'Hagar Behemoth! Tombs! Mastodon!
Mark for War 0 Mark For War: There’s The ‘Dor November 4th, 2014 at 12:00pm MetalSucks In this week’s column, Eddie examines the lucha libre wrestling league, Lucha Underground.
Cinemetal 0 Myrone’s Zexy New Song and Video Make Me Very Happy November 3rd, 2014 at 1:30pm Vince Neilstein Seriously this guy is the best!
Idol Listening 0 Famous Metal Musicians Share Their Completely Un-Metal Van Playlists October 23rd, 2014 at 12:30pm Kevin Stewart-Panko Members of Eyehategod, Pig Destroyer, Fallujah, Exhumed, Earth, Orange Goblin and more share the decidedly UN-METAL music they regularly listen to in their touring vehicles.
\m/ 0 Daydreaming of an Exodus / Gravediggaz Collaboration October 1st, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Oh, what could have been!
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: August 12, 2014 August 12th, 2014 at 11:00am David Lee Rothmund It’s today’s new shit! JUST PLAY IT LOUD OKAY?