Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 Completely Unreadable Logo of the Week: Win Three CDs from the MetalSucks Mansion Archives!!! September 30th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Very few of you got last week’s logo correct. Think you can do better this week?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Not to Be Outdone by Slipknot, Other Metal Bands Announce Fragrance Lines September 30th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Slipknot have always been trend setters, and these bands want in on the action!
What the...?? 0 Apparently It’s Cool for Rappers to Wear Burzum Shirts Now September 30th, 2014 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Watch this video by Bones, a 19-year-old rapper whose real name is Elmo.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Jim Root Alleges He Was Fired from Stone Sour Via a Phone Call September 30th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Keep it classy, Stone Sour!
Cinemetal 0 Here are the Second and Third Episodes of NOLA: Life, Death and Heavy Blues from the Bayou September 30th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg A fishing trip with Jimmy Bower? Where do I sign up???
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 The Return Of Finch: Should You Care? September 30th, 2014 at 2:00pm Anso DF Short answer: Yes, but not blindly.
Reviews 0 Solace of Requiem’s Casting Ruin is Wonderfully Brutal September 30th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks There’s nothing new here, but it’s still good!
What the...?? 0 Slipknot’s Clown Explains Use of Camel Dung at Knotfest September 30th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “explains,” I mean “spouts a bunch of his usual profound-sounding nonsense.”
Music Dorkery 0 Right Now: Watch Eyal Levi’s “Mastering Metal Mixing” Class Completely for Free September 30th, 2014 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Learn the skills you need to prepare a track, balance essential song elements, and fine-tune problem areas
New Stuff 0 Don’t Abandon This Stream of F*ck the Facts’ Abandoned September 30th, 2014 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg Strap on some protective gear and prepare to get wrecked!
New Stuff 0 Celebrate the MLB Postseason with the New Puig Destroyer Album Stream September 30th, 2014 at 11:30am Vince Neilstein Also: discuss the pending postseason with Vince!
The Webernets 0 Watch The First Episode of Devin Townsend’s ZTV and Check Out His Spiffy New Website September 30th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein He’s coming for your finest cup of coffee once again.
Mark for War 0 Mark for War: Punk A$$es September 30th, 2014 at 10:30am MetalSucks There’s no denying that CM Punk is a great wrestler… but is he really deserving of so much adoration after walking out for a year?
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: September 30, 2014 September 30th, 2014 at 10:00am David Lee Rothmund Hey dude! Just 50 new records and 5 new home videos, no big whoop. BONUS: What it means to have angst in your veins.
New Stuff 0 Too Much Pig Destroyer? No Such Thing. September 29th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Band readies vinyl release of last year’s non-grind album, Mass & Volume.
\m/ 0 The Protomen are Troopers September 29th, 2014 at 4:30pm MetalSucks It’s as if Freddie Mercury were singing Iron Maiden.
Cinemetal 0 Beard Crown Initiate’s “Withering Waves” Video is Mantastic September 29th, 2014 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein SO MUCH FACIAL HAIR.
Reviews 0 Decapitated Continue Perpetually Resurrecting Themselves on Blood Mantra September 29th, 2014 at 3:30pm Sammy O'Hagar What Blood Mantra lacks in the emotional heft or impeccable tech-death of their past, it makes up for by being a whole lot of fun.
What the...?? 0 Slipknot Don’t Think Very Highly of their Own Scent September 29th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Going to Knotfest? You might wanna bring something with which to plug up your nose…
\m/ 0 Video: Mike Patton Vs. Hecklers September 29th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Just when you thought you couldn’t love this dude any more…
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