Music Dorkery 0 What is the Coolest Signature Guitar Of All Time(s)? June 15th, 2016 at 5:00pm Maximus How much does an artist’s association with an instrument company matter to you?
Punishing Pictorials 0 Happy National Best Friends Day! June 8th, 2016 at 1:00pm MetalSucks A celebration of friendship in metal!
Music Dorkery 0 Metallica’s “One” Played on One Guitar… by Three People at the Same Time May 23rd, 2016 at 12:00pm Vince Neilstein How many takes do you think it took to get this right?
Rampant Rumors 0 The Scariest Metallica Rumor I’ve Ever Heard: Lars Was Almost The Frontman May 4th, 2016 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus The very idea makes me shudder.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Most Exciting Video Ever of the Day: Lars Ulrich Opens a Box April 6th, 2016 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Still no dick :(
Breaking the Law 0 Watch Lars Ulrich’s UC Berkley Panel Get Interrupted by Student Protesters March 18th, 2016 at 10:00am Emperor Rhombus What are they protesting? Good question.
Events 0 Lars Ulrich to Drop Some Knowledge on UC Berkley Students Who Have Never Paid For Music February 17th, 2016 at 11:00am Emperor Rhombus Power and the money. Money and the power. Minute after minute! Hour after hour!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 New Metallica Album Nearly Complete, But Band “Don’t Wanna Get Anyone’s Hopes Up Too High” February 8th, 2016 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg I think they mean re: a 2016 release date, but they may mean re: the record’s quality.
Everyone's Replaceable 0 Dave Mustaine Says Dave Ellefson Isn’t a Founding Member of Megadeth January 15th, 2016 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg So what does it even mean to be a “founding member”?
Editorials 0 What Will Happen When a Member of Metallica Dies? January 7th, 2016 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein The tl;dr version: it’ll be the biggest and most catastrophic event that has ever befallen metal.
Br00tal-lists 0 Metallica Frontman’s 2015 Highlights: Life, Family, Baroness, Bieber December 16th, 2015 at 10:40am Anso DF Hetfield: Gotta love him, gotta rib him about the Bieber thing.
Br00tal-lists 0 Phil Boozeman’s Top Fifteen Metal Albums of 2015 December 1st, 2015 at 10:00am Phil Boozeman Fit For An Autopsy! The Black Dahlia Murder! Lamb of God!
\m/ 0 Metallica Lobby Hulu for a New Season of Metalocalypse October 14th, 2015 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg They demand MetalocalypseNOW!
Metal Merch 0 Metallica Make Beer Now September 15th, 2015 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg And by “now,” I mean “for two nights only.”
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Singers Could Front Motorhead (For Now)? September 4th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Not “Life after Lemmy” just “Take a load off, Lemmy”
Tweet Twat 0 Dave Mustaine Says He Wouldn’t Re-Join Metallica, is Clearly Full of Shit August 24th, 2015 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s leakin’ out yer ears again, Davey boy.
Barbarous Book Club 0 How Grotesque Can Metallica Look? A New Comic Book Aims to Find Out July 29th, 2015 at 1:00pm Emperor Rhombus Merely looking at the pages of the upcoming Orbit: Metallica may induce nightmares.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: September Issue Haunted by Ghost July 23rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks This cover story is even meliora than the last two. (It’s a joke. Get it?)
Idol Listening 0 Idol Listening: Nightrage Guitarist Marios Iliopoulos’ Top Ten Favorite Metal Songs of All Time April 16th, 2015 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Pestilence! Sepultura! Death! And seven more.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: Leggo My Super-ego April 3rd, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What are the best metal songs about feeling guilty and beating yourself up over something?