Jumping Darkness Parade 0 Jumping Darkness Pollade: Real Drummers Vs. Superior Drummer January 8th, 2014 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Of course it’s awesome to have an amazing drummer. But what happens when your drummer sounds like a pair of shoes in the dryer, or has unrepairable popcorn feet?
Tweet Twat 0 A Too-Brief Video of Danny Walker from Intronaut and Uphill Battle Playing Drums for Job for a Cowboy January 8th, 2014 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg WANT MOAR.
Editorials 0 Counterpoint: It’s INCREDIBLY F**ked Up That Juggalos Are Labeled as a Gang January 8th, 2014 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Emperor Rhombus defends the ninjas.
New Stuff 0 “Son of Sodom”: Somehow, Persuader Persuade Me January 8th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Can someone tell me why I like this?
Cinemetal 0 New Eye of Solitude Video: Funeral Doom for the New Age January 8th, 2014 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein O-face!!
Breaking the Law 0 Insane Clown Posse Sue U.S. Justice Department, FBI January 8th, 2014 at 1:30pm MetalSucks They’re tired of being harassed for allegedly being gang members.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 The Haunted Enter The Eye of the Storm January 8th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg The mostly-reunited Made Me Do It-era line-up will release new three-song single later this month.
Cinemetal 0 Watch This Full Cave In Live Set From 2002 January 8th, 2014 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Playing mostly songs from Jupiter.
Interviews 0 Interview: Hail Persekutor January 8th, 2014 at 12:00pm Emperor Rhombus We talk to Transylvania’s premiere black metal band about Dracula, meth, goat herding, and more.
Moppet Metal 0 Watch Guitarist John Waldefeldt Progress from Ages Nine to Thirteen, Shred Yngwie to Pieces January 8th, 2014 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg He gets better before your very eyes.
New Stuff 0 Ritual Dictates: 3 Inches of Side Project January 8th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein Does not sound at all like 3 Inches of Blood.
Cinemetal 0 “Are You a Dad? Has Creating Life Sucked the Life Out of You? Sounds Like You Need… DAD METAL!” January 8th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Includes the hits “We Will Be There When We Get There,” “Go Play Somewhere Else,” and “Because Timmy Sorenson’s Dad is a Drunk, That’s Why.”
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the First of Four Trailers for Behemoth’s The Satanist January 8th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Also: album artwork!!!
New Stuff 0 Winterherz’s Waldgeflüster Were “Welchen” January 7th, 2014 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Yeah I know the headline makes no sense, but you check this song out anyway.
Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 The First Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week of 2014! Win a Signed Aristocrats Drumhead and Two Tickets to See the Band!!! January 7th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg We’re back, and less readable than ever before!
Cinemetal 0 Thank God Brandon Lee Didn’t Live to See Caliban’s Video for “Devil’s Night” January 7th, 2014 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg “I’ve come back seeking revenge for your shitty use of my likeness.”
Level Up 0 Level Up: Dangerous Dave January 7th, 2014 at 3:30pm MetalSucks Last Chance to Reason’s Evan Sammons takes a look back at the classic PC DOS game.
New Stuff 0 New Gridlink Track! “Ketsui!” Gesundheit! January 7th, 2014 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg It’s a precision killer, not a flailing giant.
New Stuff 0 This New Kindred Track Sure is Interesting* January 7th, 2014 at 2:30pm Vince Neilstein The band formerly known as Today I Caught the Plague.
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Chinese Concert Pianist Lang Lang Prepares for Grammy Performance with Metallica, Status as New Lou Reed January 7th, 2014 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg And then they’re all gonna jam with Itzhak Perlman on the moon.
0 - Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks
