Podcast 0 The MetalSucks Podcast, #7: Special Guest Valient Thorr’s Valient Himself July 1st, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks This week's guest comes straight from planet Venus: Valient Thorr's Valient Himself. We chat over tea, about growing up nerdy, metal concerts, the [...]
Saturday Song to Get Stoned To 0 Saturday To Get In The Pants June 29th, 2013 at 11:14am Kip Wingerschmidt I know what to do………I’m gonna FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK you!
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Terrorized the Squares June 28th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories and playlist includes Motörhead, Norma Jean, Avenged Sevenfold, and more.
Question of the Week 0 Question Of The Week: Antichrist Supercar June 28th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks What’s your jam that pushes a car stereo to the point of explosion?
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Chuck & Godless’ Best of 2013… So Far June 28th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Tomahawk, Arsis, Chthonic, and more.
Contests 0 Photo Caption Contest: Win a Limited Edition Silkscreened South by South Death 2013 Poster June 28th, 2013 at 3:20pm Vince Neilstein So many potential captions for the above photo. Give it your best shot!
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? J. Bennett’s Best of 2013… So Far June 28th, 2013 at 2:40pm MetalSucks Ghost, Holy Grail, Watain, and more.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Korny 4 Eva June 28th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Will Head’s return to Korn improve the quality of the band? Sure, maybe the way
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Excretakano’s Best of 2013… So Far June 28th, 2013 at 1:20pm MetalSucks Abyssal, Humanity Defiled, October Tide, and more.
Haterade 0 That Time Attila’s Chris “Fronz” Fronzak Was on MTV’s Made June 28th, 2013 at 12:40pm Vince Neilstein Video from the bowels of the Interhole!
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Andy O’Connor’s Best of 2013… So Far June 28th, 2013 at 12:00pm MetalSucks Call of the Void, Vhol, Defeated Sanity, and more.
New Stuff 0 Stream Darkane’s New Album The Sinister Supremacy Right Now! June 28th, 2013 at 11:20am Vince Neilstein Ripping slice of thrashy Swedish melodeath comes out next week.
Cinemetal 0 Here’s the David Lynch-Directed Video for Nine Inch Nails’ “Came Back Haunted” June 28th, 2013 at 10:40am Axl Rosenberg You may come back disappointed.
What the...?? 0 Motörhead Claim Lemmy is Fine, Celebrate by Canceling Another Show June 28th, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg This no make good sense.
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Grim Kim’s Best of 2013… So Far June 27th, 2013 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Inter Arma, Agrimonia, Lycus, and more.
Fear Emptiness Decibel 0 Fear, Emptiness, Decibel: Amon Amarth Get Their Third Decibel Cover June 27th, 2013 at 4:00pm MetalSucks Have they now made Kanye West fleetingly aware of their existence?
Reviews 0 Extol’s Reunion Affirms Their Creativity June 27th, 2013 at 3:30pm Dave Mustein Extol’s most innovative and most intriguing release yet.
Br00tal-lists 0 Too Soon? Emperor Rhombus’ Best of 2013… So Far June 27th, 2013 at 3:00pm Emperor Rhombus Aosoth, Clutch, Immolation, and more.
Greatest Hits 0 Incredibly Metal Six-Year-Old Girl Terrorizes America’s Got Talent June 27th, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg PRICELESS.
Neilstein Soundscam 0 Neilstein Soundscam: Deafheaven and Scale the Summit Duking it Out June 27th, 2013 at 2:00pm Vince Neilstein Black Dahlia! Sabbath! Amon Amarth! Children of Bodom! More!
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