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And You Thought Chris Holmes’ Last Video Sucked

March 21st, 2013 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg

I’m reasonably certain this was filmed on an iPhone.

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Queen and the Melvins are “Best Friends”

March 21st, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Melvins cover Queen. Results sound not much like Queen and NOTHING like the Melvins.

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Watch Sepultura Hang with Brazilian Tribesman While Making Roots

March 21st, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Rare footage from 1996 surfaces online.

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The MetalSucks SXSW 2013 Metal Recap: Wednesday, March 13

March 21st, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Skeletonwitch, Batillus, Maserati, A Life Once Lost, Power Trip and more!

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Enter Immolation’s “Kingdom of Conspiracy”

March 21st, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Listen to the hot new title track from their hot new album right this hot minute!

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Former Members of The Black Dahlia Murder are Now Nightkin with a Current Member of The Red Chord

March 21st, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Gunface goes full Kozowyk.

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MetalSucks Proudly Presents Intronaut with Scale the Summit, Mouth of the Architect, and Castle!!!

March 21st, 2013 at 11:30am MetalSucks

And we even have tour dates!

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Dave Mustaine Celebrates the Return of Twinkies

March 21st, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg

The evil commie President Obama fails to undermine the American way of life again!!!

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The New Battle Beast Album Art is Pretty Much the Best Thing Ever

March 21st, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg

Go grab a box of tissues, ’cause when you see this, you’re gonna wanna make the bald man puke.

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Sowwy :(

March 21st, 2013 at 10:00am MetalSucks

An update on the technological issues that have been plaguing MetalSucks this week.

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#14: Chance Garnette (Skeletonwitch)

March 20th, 2013 at 5:00pm Vince Neilstein

Eat some fucking pussyyyyyy!

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Video Footage of Scale the Summit Laying Down Sweet Jamz in the Studio

March 20th, 2013 at 4:30pm Vince Neilstein

New album will come out later this year.

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Tombstone Highway: Like Black Label Society if Black Label Society Were From Italy

March 20th, 2013 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg

Drunken banjo metal from the last place you’d expect to find it.

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Tony Iommi Collaborates with World’s Largest Unibrow on Horrible Maroon 5 Song

March 20th, 2013 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Listen to his contribution to this year’s Eurovision contest, then bang some nails into your ears.

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Lair of the Minotaur Return to Slay God

March 20th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg

They’ll release a new 7″ EP for record store day!!!

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Exclusive: Steel Panther Studio Report FTS!

March 20th, 2013 at 2:30pm Anso DF

An ejaculation of exclusive info on the upcoming Steel Panther record! For the splooge!!

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Tool Think They’re Willy Wonka, Might Be Right

March 20th, 2013 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg

They’re given away Golden Tickets with the reissue of Opiate. Will the winners INHERIT TOOL?!?!?!

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Marilyn Manson Thinks He’s Batman, Is Wrong

March 20th, 2013 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg

He’s basically the Gob Bluth of metal.

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Kvelertak’s New Video is Gruesome as F*ck

March 20th, 2013 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein

Check out the horror film-inspired video for “Månelyst.”

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And the New Guitar Player for Textures Is…

March 20th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg

Hint: it’s not the lady.

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