Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN THREE MYSTERY CDs FROM THE METALSUCKS MANSION ARCHIVES September 18th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Hoo-ray for readers Zach Prescott and Daniel Davis! They correctly […]
Reviews 0 REVIEW: I WOULD KISS HIVESMASHER’S GUTTER CHOIR IF IT WEREN’T SO F*CKING UGLY September 18th, 2012 at 4:00pm Emperor Rhombus It takes a moment to understand the beauty of Hivesmasher’s […]
Greatest Hits 0 Anthrax’s Frank Bello is Really Excited to Be Here, Not at All Concerned About Swallowing Bugs September 18th, 2012 at 3:30pm MetalSucks How can you not love this dude? We have no […]
New Stuff 0 LISTENING TO EARLY GRAVES IS NOT “PURE HELL” September 18th, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg If you’re ready for some filthy grindy goodness, head over […]
Reviews 0 ENSLAVED’S RIITIIR IS ENTIRELY TOO GOOD FOR WORDS September 18th, 2012 at 2:30pm Sammy O'Hagar The big problem with Enslaved is that they’re such a […]
Admin 0 METALSUCKS + VERTEBRAE33 ARE COMING TO NEW YORK COMIC CON, AND WE’RE BRINGING SOME FRIENDS WITH US! September 18th, 2012 at 2:00pm MetalSucks For the second year in a row, MetalSucks is teaming […]
The Webernets 0 ODERUS URUNGUS AND ANDREW W.K. SHOULD HAVE THEIR OWN TALK SHOW September 18th, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg Rock It Out Blog recently conducted an interview with — well, […]
Music Premieres 0 EXCLUSIVE PREMIERE: A HILARIOUS EXCERPT FROM METAL COMEDIAN DEREK SHEEN’S HOLY DRIVEL September 18th, 2012 at 1:00pm MetalSucks In case the Dio-tastic cover art for his new album, […]
Reunion Mania 0 EXTOL HAVE RE-ENTERED THE BUILDING, NEW ALBUM IN THE WORKS September 18th, 2012 at 12:30pm Vince Neilstein Speculation ran rampant in early August that Extol might be […]
Tour de Force 0 METALSUCKS PRESENTS SHADOWS FALL, GOD FORBID, THY WILL BE DONE, AND TRUMPET THE HARLOT!!! September 18th, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks FUCK YEAH! MetalSucks have been unabashed Shadows Fall fanboys since […]
Cinemetal 0 WATCH SOME NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN LIVE FOOTAGE OF PIG DESTROYER September 18th, 2012 at 11:30am Axl Rosenberg So we’ve gotten some complaints recently that we haven’t spent […]
Studio Stuff 0 KVELERTAK STUDIO UPDATE 2: COOL GUITARS, BRO September 18th, 2012 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Kvelertak have released a second studio video from the recording […]
Barbarous Book Club 0 YOU DON’T HAVE TO LOOK AT THE SECOND TRAILER FOR NERGAL’S BOOK, BUT YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO September 18th, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg A second trailer for Nergal’s upcoming autobiography, Sacrum Profanum, has […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: SEPTEMBER 18, 2012 September 18th, 2012 at 10:00am MetalSucks Hey DOODZ! Nice to see you! And it’s great that […]
Necessary Roughness 0 NECESSARY ROUGHNESS, WEEK 2: IS MIKE DITKA GONNA HAFTA PUNCH A BITCH? September 17th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks Hello everyone! Welcome back to the column that I have […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 BRIAN POSEHN IS THE NEW SINGER FOR ANTHRAX (ALMOST NOT REALLY THOUGH) September 17th, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg When it was first announced that Joey Belladonna we re-returning […]
New Stuff 0 “END.” YOUR MONDAY WITH A NEW TRACK BY ERYN NON DAE. September 17th, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s been over three years since we heard from French […]
Cinemetal 0 WATCH REVOCATION, CANNABIS CORPSE, AND RAMMING SPEED DICK AROUND (AND, Y’KNOW, ROCK SOME SH*T LIVE) September 17th, 2012 at 3:30pm Axl Rosenberg One of the sexcellent tours MetalSucks was very, very happy […]
Haterade 0 ROADRUNNER RECORDS SIGNS PERIPHERY JR. September 17th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Photo credit: Travis Shinn Have you been wondering what Roadrunner […]
Contests 0 THE FOURTH ANNUAL “RUN METALSUCKS FOR A DAY” CONTEST: FINALISTS ANNOUNCED!!! September 17th, 2012 at 2:30pm MetalSucks Last week, we launched our fourth annual “Run MetalSucks for a […]
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