Completely Unreadable Band Logo of the Week 0 COMPLETELY UNREADABLE BAND LOGO OF THE WEEK: WIN A COPY OF THE SPECIAL EDITION OF KING DIAMOND’S ABIGAIL July 31st, 2012 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Congrats to readers Zach Golz and Krystin Kosche! They each correctly […]
Editorials 0 Detailed Analysis: Vest Metal is Officially the Next Annoying Trend in Metal July 31st, 2012 at 4:00pm Vince Neilstein Vests are in, Axe FXs are out! Djent has come […]
Viral Vomit 0 “CALL ME MAYBE” NEVER SOUNDED THIS HEAVY July 31st, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein Three months into the incredible run of summer fun smash […]
The Webernets 0 DO YOU HAVE A PHOTO OF YOURSELF WITH FRED DURST? WELL NOW THERE’S A SPECIAL WEBSITE JUST FOR YOU!!! July 31st, 2012 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Me and Fred Durst is only my third favorite Tumblr […]
...And F*ck You Too 0 Danny Worsnop is a Good Writer July 31st, 2012 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg Asking Alexandria vocalist Danny Worsnop is twenty-one years old and […]
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 COURTNEY LOVE WANTS LANA DEL REY TO THINK ABOUT HER VAGINA July 31st, 2012 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Lana Del Rey recently covered Nirvana’s classic “Heart Shaped Box” […]
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 HOLY SH*T, A LIFE ONCE LOST ARE REALLY GONNA RELEASE A NEW RECORD! July 31st, 2012 at 1:30pm Axl Rosenberg photo by Dante Torrieri FINALLY, SOME GOOD NEWS! A Life […]
New Stuff 0 AN EXCELLENT NEW BLACK METAL RECORD: WINDFAERER’S SOLAR July 31st, 2012 at 1:00pm Vince Neilstein It’s been quite a long time (in metal terms — […]
Contests 0 SHOW US YOUR METALSUCKS: THE IKILLYA EDITION July 31st, 2012 at 12:30pm MetalSucks Flat tires don’t fix themselves. But thankfully Jason Lekberg of […]
This Sucks 0 DOES THIS MEAN WE GET A NEW SEASON OF ROCK OF LOVE? July 31st, 2012 at 12:00pm MetalSucks OMG u guys.This is, like, totally the worst news we’ve […]
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 SH*T THAT COMES OUT TODAY: JULY 31, 2012 July 31st, 2012 at 11:30am MetalSucks After last week’s slim pickins, today’s STCOT looks like a regal buffet […]
Tour de Force 0 MORE GOJIRA U.S. HEADLINE DATES APPEAR July 31st, 2012 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein UPDATE #2, 11:29am EDT, 8/2: An August 14th show has […]
This Sucks 0 THE BRIGHTEST, SUNSHINIEST SUMMER EVER CONTINUES: THE KILLING JOKE’S JAZ COLEMAN IS MISSING July 31st, 2012 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg So. The Killing Joke were scheduled to tour the UK […]
This Sucks 0 MORE DETAILS ON THE ARREST OF CHARLIE BENANTE AND WIFE July 31st, 2012 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg On Friday, Anthrax drummer Charlie Benante and his wife, Sandra, were […]
This Sucks 0 SUMMER SLAUGHTER SHOW IN TAMPA, FLORIDA DELAYED AFTER SHOOTING THREAT July 30th, 2012 at 8:20pm Axl Rosenberg THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET. […]
Best Beard Bracket 0 Sean Z.’s Twelve Inch Face Pubes Win the MetalSucks Best Beard in the History of Metal Bracket!!! July 30th, 2012 at 5:00pm MetalSucks The votes are in, and the MetalSucks Maniacs have spoken: […]
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 EXCLUSIVE: TESTAMENT’S ALEX SKOLNICK TALKS CLASSIC TESTAMENT JAMZ July 30th, 2012 at 4:30pm Anso DF Photo by Mitchell Damien Maurer Tomorrow on MetalSucks, you’ll read our fancy […]
This Sucks 0 DICKLESS F*CK ROBS DOC COYLE July 30th, 2012 at 4:00pm Axl Rosenberg Well, this fucking blows. God Forbid guitarist and MetalSucks columnist […]
New Stuff 0 NEW MASERATI TRACK “THE ELIMINATOR” JAMS JUST LIKE OLD MASERATI July 30th, 2012 at 3:30pm Vince Neilstein As I predicted, forecasts of Maserati’s demise following the tragic […]
Unsigned and Unholy 0 UNSIGNED AND UNHOLY: THE END OF ALL REASON, EARTHRISE, DER HUNDS July 30th, 2012 at 3:00pm Vince Neilstein Just because we haven’t posted any Unsigned and Unholy columns […]
0 - Editorial: The Metal Community Must Stop Letting Phil Anselmo Off the Hook for His Racist Remarks
