Cinemetal 0 Fred Durst is Directing Commercials for eHarmony Now May 5th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg He does it all so YOU can get some nookie.
F-F-F-Feudin' 0 Metal Injection Fires Diss Track at Emmure’s Frankie Palmeri April 29th, 2014 at 11:00am Vince Neilstein This is some grade-A beef.
New Stuff 0 Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Update: New Emmure Song Features a DJ March 12th, 2014 at 12:26pm Axl Rosenberg Hope you’ve been keeping your bomb shelters fully stocked…
Haterade 0 Sh*tstain on the Ass of the Universe, #27: Chomp Chomp Attack! January 23rd, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg Jamokes.
Please Kill Me 0 The Nu-Metal Revival Apocalypse Grows More Dire, Overtakes Metal Hammer Magazine January 16th, 2014 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg You can’t kill me ’cause I’ve already unsubscribed you.
Cinemetal 0 Worst Band Ever of the Day: Godlike January 15th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg That is an actual screenshot from their actual video, fer Chrissakes.
\m/ 0 Alice in Chains’ Jerry Cantrell Values His MTV Video Music Award Moonman Statuette Exactly as Much as He Ought To January 15th, 2014 at 2:30pm Axl Rosenberg He thinks about it every time he wipes his ass.
Black Collar Workers 0 Evanescence’s Amy Lee Suing Wind-Up Records January 6th, 2014 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Short version: “YOU GAVE ME BAD CAREER ADVICE AND I WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO FOLLOW IT!!!”
Tweet Twat 0 Magruderation Rites December 17th, 2013 at 11:00am Axl Rosenberg What are Magrudergrind’s Avi Kulawy and Mulitation Rites’ Justin Ennis working on?
Cinemetal 0 Hey Spirytus, 1999 Called and It Wants Its Sound Back November 21st, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Nu-metal will not die.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Didn’t Wanna Risk Our Relationship with God November 8th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg The theme of this week’s playlist: SATAN! SATAN! SATAN!!!
The Webernets 0 Read Part One of Robb Flynn’s Detailed Account of the Making of Through the Ashes of Empires October 30th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Which band once offered Flynn a vocalist position?
...And F*ck You Too 0 Someone Stole DJ Lethal’s MTV VMA Moonman Statue October 7th, 2013 at 10:30am Axl Rosenberg Was it Blake Judd?
Tour de Force 0 History’s Crappiest Metal Package Tour Being Turned Into One-Day Festival September 4th, 2013 at 12:00pm Axl Rosenberg A small victory, or a massive defeat?
Tour de Force 0 This is No Dream! This is Really Happening! August 22nd, 2013 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg A horrifying nightmare turns out to be all-too-real.
Noisey Vs. MetalSucks 0 Noisey Vs. MetalSucks: Sepultura’s Roots Belongs in the Ground August 14th, 2013 at 3:00pm Axl Rosenberg Sepultura made multiple classic albums. Roots is not one of them.
Shit That Comes Out Today 0 Sh*t That Comes Out Today: July 30, 2013 July 30th, 2013 at 10:30am David Lee Rothmund It’s new releases day! Get in here and jam!
Upcoming Bullsh*t 0 Obligatory Post About the New Korn Album Art July 29th, 2013 at 12:30pm Axl Rosenberg Blow me.
Worst Week Ever 0 In Which We Humiliated Fred Durst July 12th, 2013 at 5:30pm Axl Rosenberg Here’s our first Needlessly Shat Upon Band Bracket playlist!
Most Needlessly Shat Upon Band Reader Bracket 0 Rounds 13-16: Pantera Vs. Hellyeah, Marilyn Manson Vs. Mushroomhead, Suffokate Vs. Job for a Cowboy, Attack Attack! Vs. Vampires Everywhere! July 11th, 2013 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg Ever seen Sophie’s Choice?